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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/7808862/Band-arrested-after-illegal-immigrants-found-hiding-in-speakers.html


Ben Waldock, Josh Reed and Ben Dowling, all 18, who play in the band Criminal Mind, were stopped by officials as they drove through Dover.
Customs officers discovered four Vietnamese immigrants hiding inside their speakers and the band were arrested and held in cells for nine hours.

It is believed the band's Czech driver, who spoke little English, picked up the illegal immigrants as they returned from two gigs in the Czech Republic.
Criminal Mind were eventually released without charge while their 25-year-old driver has been charged with facilitating entry by asylum seekers.
Drummer Ben Waldock, who lives in Bishop Sutton, Somerset, said he was ''scared'' when police locked him in a cell last month.

He said: ''I was scared when I was in the cell. I was thinking what if it all goes bad and it all gets blamed on us. I was sat in the front with the two Czech men on driving duties.
''When the lads told me there were people hiding in the speakers I just thought that they were joking because they had been winding me up all weekend.''
Bassist Ben Dowling added: ''Two hours after we left Brussels, I leaned back in my seat and saw these spindly little fingers.
''Then I felt a tap on the shoulder and i just saw this face in the darkness going 'shhh'.''

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/7808862/Band-arrested-after-illegal-immigrants-found-hiding-in-speakers.html




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#2
That must have been a crushing over drive.
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#3
Guess the driver had something to gain from that.
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#4
I was a little disappointed that the he didn't jump out during a gig.
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That must have been a crushing over drive.


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#7
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That must have been a crushing over drive.

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#8
wtf i can't think of any pun
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#9
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I don't think the border patrol lady would have stopped them if the vietnamese guys could speaker language.
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#11
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I don't think the border patrol lady would have stopped them if the vietnamese guys could speaker language.

They could strat from there.
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#12
Sounds like a true Spinal Tap moment. The stupidity goes to 11.
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#13
i just saw this face in the darkness going 'shhh'


Well I think it's rather obvious that this guy wasn't a speaker.
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#15
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Damn, the band must of been in lots of treble.


What do you bass that assumption on?
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#18
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What do you bass that assumption on?


That they were arrested in the mid-dle of their tour.
#19
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That they were arrested in the mid-dle of their tour.


Way to gain attention.
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#20
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Good thing they didn't get sent to a punitentiary.
They'd end up here.




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Way to gain attention.


But they were unaware of the immigrants' presence, were they not?
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#21
Gives new meaning to the term "roadie"
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#22
Must have been some heavy tone they had..
I fail :/

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#23
I think they should be happy that their Mid didn't get scooped...
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#24
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I think they should be happy that their Mid didn't get scooped...


Thanks for the input
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The vietnamese guys should have just taken a cab
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#26
You'd think they would Czech their speakers really...

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You'd think they would Czech their speakers really...

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#29
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I wonder if they put up much resistance.


They were only looking for a new Ohm.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#32
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The vietnamese guys should have just taken a cab

Bahahahaha
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Interesting question...
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#35
do you think this was an Ohmen?

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So, they didn't make it to Orange County...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#39
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