#1
That's right folks, it's time to give celebration to the winner of the "Calling All Pit Guitar Players V.4" Intermediate Tier winner, regular GT homie, and all round rootin' tootin' Texan Whitenihilist!

Happy Birthday Buddy, have a plane ticket for the meet up!



.......it's in Shanghai now.......

Also, have a load of cash!



Have a great day man!

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#2


Maybe I will be able to go to a meetup with you all for real next time.

EDIT: I'm 22, for the record.
Last edited by whitenihilist at Jun 9, 2010,
#3
happy birthday sir

EDIT: Boy, I sure am an asshole. I'm like, the only one who didn't get you a present.

When I think of one, you will love it. Hopefully...
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Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me.
Lets me see.
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#4
Happy birthday!

I got you a Lamborghini! Here, I'll take you to it.



Oh... oh my...
... it's a special decal >_>
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

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PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#7
I got you the most precious gift of all..

A child's laughter..

Hehehehee.....

But that makes me creepy, because I'm 18. YAY!


Happy Birthday.
#8
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Happy birthday again man.
i got you a


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ITS A NINTENDO!!!!OMGOMGOGMOMGOGM!!

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Happy birthday!

I got you a Lamborghini! Here, I'll take you to it.



Oh... oh my...
... it's a special decal >_>



Allright! I will just get in an-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#9
Aww hell yeah man! I'll get you a good present since these ol' chaps can't come through for ya...



I got you a butler monkey! He's automatically cooler than all the other butler monkeys... notice the stylish sunglasses... they're kinda like these ---> But they're a little better. I'm sure you're a sunglasses afficionado though, you BAMF. Oh gee, now I'm rambling...

Anyway, Happy birthday you double-agent you!

daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#10
Quote by whitenihilist
Allright! I will just get in an-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The third-degree burns are the super-special second part of my gift
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#11
JayT44, that is one of the coolest monkeys I have ever seen...EVAR!




It is like the Jack Nickelson of monkey butlers, you can tell by the badass sunglasses.

EDIT: IN case anyone cares, some of the most badass actors in the world have this birthday.


1934 Jackie Mason
1961 Michael J. Fox
1963 Johnny Depp
1981 Natalie Portman


AHHHH YEA.
Last edited by whitenihilist at Jun 9, 2010,
#12
Quote by whitenihilist
It is like the Jack Nickelson of monkey butlers, you can tell by the badass sunglasses.

Precisely!



Also, have a beer on me.

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#14
Happy birthday!

I would get you a gift, but I'm too lazy to find you a picture.

So, your gift is empty space.


Hope you like it!
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#15
Quote by imafool18
Happy birthday!

I would get you a gift, but I'm too lazy to find you a picture.

So, your gift is empty space.
*SPACE*
Hope you like it!

How can you even think about giving that to him AFTER he got that monkey butler?!

You're so SELFISH!

I kid, I kid.

But that monkey is awesome...

The Jack Nicholson of all monkeys..
#16
I already gave you three presents so far, so I'll just give you a pat on the head.
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#22
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Happy birthday I got you an invisible house filled with a hot invisible girl

A single girl to fill a house....

my... god...*backs away slowly while bottom lip trembles uncontrollably*


On another note, happy birthday bud...
I got you this wicked sna....


Oh...
Woot! New Zealand...
#24
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I got you a '56 Princeton.



But the real kickers are in the Anime Thread.




The toans...THE BEAUTIFUL TOANS!!!

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Happy birthday and welcome to the 22 club, it's a scary place isn't it!

I got you a ickle wickle pirate ship to make you feel young again!







My youth...it's fleeting.