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#3
Heavy stuff, dude.
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#4
someone translate the metric system to something i can understand please.
and there is way too much detail in there for that to be true..
#5
I retract my usual sentiments on Taiwan. China should not be associated with this embarrassment. They can be as independent as they want, just gtfo.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
She was fifteen which basically means, if you dont have sex with an underage girl, you're screwed, and if you do have sex with an underage girl you're screwed.


thats puntastic!
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#8
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someone translate the metric system to something i can understand please.
and there is way too much detail in there for that to be true..


That's 5 foot at 176.3lbs for you anti-metric system folks. This could be useful for statistical research in obesity
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#9
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That's 5 foot at 176.3lbs for you anti-metric system folks. This could be useful for statistical research in obesity

holy dick. thats around what i weigh and im a foot taller than her...
she a beast.


a sexy beast.
#10
Oh my fucking god

Once at the man's house, the girl slipped off her clothes and asked the man to hit the bed immediately. The man was totally unable to get into the mood, and could not get aroused even when he covered the girl's face with a pillow, trying not to see her.

He then asked the girl to go into the bathroom to moan and gratify herself, while he masturbated.

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#11
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She was fifteen which basically means, if you dont have sex with an underage girl, you're screwed, and if you do have sex with an underage girl you're screwed.


thats puntastic!


at least in the latter case, she gets screwed too.
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#12
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a sexy beast.


I saw that. Dear god won't somebody think of the children!! Someone send this girl to africa to feed all ethiopians for the next 5464 years.
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#13
Some punny comments in here, I'm afraid I'm too lost in all the blubber.
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#16
She sued him? I'd have thought she'd be bigger than that.
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#17
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She sued him? I'd have thought she'd be bigger than that.

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#18


What a massive joke.
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#19
The 18-year-old college male was not indicted for sexual assault because the planned sexual encounter was consensual, yet he was taken into custody for trying to have sex with a minor, police said.


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#20
Blimey, the people at The China Post don't skimp on the details do they.
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#23
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Oh my fucking god


Gold.


That was awesome
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#24
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holy dick. thats around what i weigh and im a foot taller than her...
she a beast.


a sexy beast.

That's not all that huge. I mean, what's the recommended weight for someone at 5'0"? 100 pounds or so? So she's 76 pounds overweight, which, while quite large, is not ENORMOUS. Plop another 50 pounds on there, and then we'll talk about enormous.
#25
she's 10kg heavier than me and I'm almost 40cm taller.

that's some seriously unhealthy overweight.
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#26
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That's not all that huge. I mean, what's the recommended weight for someone at 5'0"? 100 pounds or so? So she's 76 pounds overweight, which, while quite large, is not ENORMOUS. Plop another 50 pounds on there, and then we'll talk about enormous.


Come to think of it... that's about 176% the weight of a average person.. given if he's a skinny asian dude, she'd weight twice as much as he does! talk about threesome in a package.....
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#27


I could imagine the conversation during the sex.

"**** this, I'm gonna masturbate instead"
"But I thought you loved me"
"JUST GO IN THE BATHROOM AND MAKE SEXY NOISES WHILE I MASTURBATE"
#28
The man was totally unable to get into the mood, and could not get aroused even when he covered the girl's face with a pillow, trying not to see her.


See, here's the thing - this makes it sound like the problem was that she's an uggo, rather than the blubber being the problem; as a pillow over the face won't help obscure the massive rolls of flab he'd have to fight through to get at her lady bits.
#29
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That's not all that huge. I mean, what's the recommended weight for someone at 5'0"? 100 pounds or so? So she's 76 pounds overweight, which, while quite large, is not ENORMOUS. Plop another 50 pounds on there, and then we'll talk about enormous.


Not that big?


Does anyone have that picture showing what the average American thinks underweight/normal/fat/obese/morbidly obese looks like and what it actually is?

EDIT: I'll just add that I have no sympathy for this girl or most people who get that overweight.
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#30
So he's being sued for not wanted to be raped by a fat underage Asian kid Oh man, that brings back bad memories.

Edit: This thread is just fantastic.

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#31
You'd think a girl like that would just have wanted him to eat out the whole night.
#36
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This could set the most dangerous legal precedent in history.


"Your honour, we refer to the case of Horny Asian Dude VS Fat Underage Fuck as evidence it was impossible for my client to be as rapey as the prosecution claims, because his alleged 'victim' looks like a horse that's been dragged through a swamp, beaten up and painted to resemble a brick."
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#37
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

looks like she just couldn't remove the tISSUES
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#38
I think too big a deal is being made of this.
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#39
He did not have sex with her because she is fat
Lololol.
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#40
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I feel sorry for the guy, I obese okay.

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