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Everyone I know tends to be very defensive of their musical taste. And I'll admit I am the same. Therefore, I have invented a game where you try to say the most offensive things to your friend in respect to their favourite music. I know it might be hard to understand so I'll post some examples of mine.



Me: i love that unforgiven song... what ive felt, what ive known, never shined through in what ive shown.
Friend: yeha, its pretty sick. i like one
Me: the lyrics are so meaningful
Friend: have a listen to one
Me: to come up with this, chad kroeger must be so talented
Friend: chad?
Me: yeah, he's seriously a genius
Friend: you mean james hetfeild?
Me: who the **** is that? im talking about metallica...
Friend: YES, i know. james hetfield is the guy who wrote that song. chad kroeger is that fag from nickleback.
Me: hes not a fag... listen to nothing else matters... then come back and tell me if you think hes a fag
Friend: WTF, james hetfield wrote that you dick. look up chad kroeger on wiki. it says hes from nickleback not metallica.
Me: yeah i know he's in nickelback now, but before that he was in metallica... such a shame that his new stuff sucks compared to his old stuff.
Friend: holy shit man, just look up james hetfield orite. ur such a fukn lost ****.
Me: man who the fuk is this james guy u keep babbling about. sounds like a chad kroeger wannabe or some shit.
Friend: ...


This guy had 'I can't get no satisfaction' on their messenger status

Me: and when im driving in my car, and that man comes on the radio
Friend: lol, love this song ay
Me: same, but i wouldnt put it on my status
Friend: huh?
Me: dude, i like britney spears and all. but people are gonna give you shit about it.
Friend: what the hell are you talking about? this is a rolling stones song
Me: lol chill man. its cool. im a britney spears fan as well. just telling you that some people might give u shit for listening to it if you put it publicly. as a long time fan ive had to endure many hardships
Friend: britney spears is gay and sings pop trash. this is a classic rock song by a legendary band.
Me: uh... ive got all of britneys albums. and this song is on her oops... i did it again album. ive got it right here in my hand and im listening to it right now.
Friend: oh my god... she covered this song... what the hell.... but read the wikipedia page... it says the writers are mick jagger and keith richards
Me: what is it with everyone and wikipedia? its not even an accurate source. ANYONE can just edit that shit. mick jagger sounds like a fag.
Friend has gone offline.

I hope you guys get the gist. Now go out there and play this game and paste your convos.
Quote by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.


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Last edited by acecube at Jun 9, 2010,
#4
that's awesome. I'll do that eventually somehow, though I don't use an IM thing at all. Neither do any of my friends.. I'll just do it in person then
#6
It's 7 in the morning and the first day of summer so none of my friends are up...


Someone IM Fassa and try to tell her that Nick Jonas used to be the guitarist for Rush.
Last edited by i_killed_bill at Jun 9, 2010,
#10
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I'll take you. Seriuosly.

Why does every thread in the pit turn into a gay orgy?


Not that I'm complaining...
#11
Quote by i_killed_bill
Why does every thread in the pit turn into a gay orgy?


Not that I'm complaining...

I don't know why, only that I love it.
#12
This will be awesome. None of my friends take me seriously either so they'll know I'm just messing with them. My goal? Omegle someone, find someone who's favorite band is a band I'm slightly knowledgeable about, and let the wrecking begin.
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#13
Quote by Krieger91
actually this is quite funny..but i don't think it could work


Yeah it's actually quite hard. Had to have a few tries at it before I got anything. You can try doing it in real life.
Quote by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.


CIJ 72 RE Custom Tele
Laney AOR Pro tube 30W
#14
Quote by larrytheguitar
This will be awesome. None of my friends take me seriously either so they'll know I'm just messing with them. My goal? Omegle someone, find someone who's favorite band is a band I'm slightly knowledgeable about, and let the wrecking begin.


I might try this. None of my friends know shit about any of the music I like and vice versa, so it wouldn't be worth it in real life.

My Dad always trolls me though by calling Mastodon Masturbate.
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#16
so its like trolling, only you know the people?
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#17


That's awesome, but nobody would take me seriously.

Seriuosly.
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#18
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That's awesome, but nobody would take me seriously.

Seriuosly.


Oh, come on
You're just joking! Of course they will take you seriously!
#19
Quote by -Mantra-
Oh, come on
You're just joking! Of course they will take you seriously!

I mean, I have no single friend I'm currently in contact with that would buy it.
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#20
God, that ****ing omegle website is terrible, I just spoke to 5 spambots in a row and looked like a right twa.t
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#21
I was just searching Omegle for UG users, and I found one that knew what UG meant, but he just left randomly after a few sentences.

#22
Quote by SlipknotRule93

My Dad always trolls me though by calling Mastodon Masturbate.



+1 for lame dad humour
Quote by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.


CIJ 72 RE Custom Tele
Laney AOR Pro tube 30W
#23
All my freinds either like the music enough to know I'm trolling or couldn't give a shit who wrote it. Nice idea though, look forward to reading some more.
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#24
Oh you're THAT guy in your circle of friends, the guy who's sad enough to troll everyone else.
Yeah, there would be beatings bestowed upon you where I'm from if you kept pissing people off.

Funny game though.
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#25
Quote by KirkMetallica
Oh you're THAT guy in your circle of friends, the guy who's sad enough to troll everyone else.
Yeah, there would be beatings bestowed upon you where I'm from if you kept pissing people off.

Funny game though.


Ok KroegerMetallica.
Quote by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.


CIJ 72 RE Custom Tele
Laney AOR Pro tube 30W
#26
Quote by KirkMetallica
Oh you're THAT guy in your circle of friends, the guy who's sad enough to troll everyone else.
Yeah, there would be beatings bestowed upon you where I'm from if you kept pissing people off.

Funny game though.


Where I'm from, nearly everyone is that guy...
#27
My friend tells me that Layne Staley is dead everyday like it's some big news. Lol.
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#29
So has anyone found out how Dime died yet? It was almost as sad as that time Paul Gray got shot on stage =[
...In my opinion.
#30
I actually have the most obscure/elitist taste of music in my group of friends. So none of them can really say anything about my musical tastes because they're barely familiar with (all of) it.

I've got: one friend who's a huge metalhead, one friend who used to be a metalhead but never got too deep into it and now listens to j-pop and radio music, and one friend who listens to a lot of the more well none punk and hardcore bands I listen to.
#31
So does anyone else like the song "Don't stop believing?" that Lynard Skynard dude has one hell of a voice. Plus, I love that it's a cover of a Family Guy song. Not many people would do that.
#32
Quote by i_killed_bill
So does anyone else like the song "Don't stop believing?" that Lynard Skynard dude has one hell of a voice. Plus, I love that it's a cover of a Family Guy song. Not many people would do that.


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#33
Did I ever tell you how they found out Hendrix died?
The electrician found him in a room a few days after he shot himself with a shot gun.
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#34
Quote by Scruff17
inb4 Anything Rush related...


Oh, we could play with Fassa...
Wait.



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#35
Quote by KirkMetallica
Oh you're THAT guy in your circle of friends, the guy who's sad enough to troll everyone else.
Yeah, there would be beatings bestowed upon you where I'm from if you kept pissing people off.

Funny game though.



Then again, you have shit friends.
#37
Quote by acecube
Friend: oh my god... she covered this song... what the hell.... but read the wikipedia page... it says the writers are mick jagger and keith richards

I was unawares of this.
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#39
Quote by SlipknotRule93
I might try this. None of my friends know shit about any of the music I like and vice versa, so it wouldn't be worth it in real life.

My Dad always trolls me though by calling Mastodon Masturbate.

My dad too.

Dad:"Hey son, why do you like to listen to Masturbate? thats just wrong"

Me: "STFU DAD"
#40
Awesome, TS
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