#1
Well that's a surprise, former Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq is set to marry acerbic TV critic Charlie Brooker after a whirlwind romance.


This is the first time a celebrity engagement has actually got me excited. What is the Pit's general reaction to this news?

http://celebrity.aol.co.uk/2010/06/09/omg-konnie-huq-is-engaged-to-charlie-brooker/

Also in this thread: who's hotter, Charlie or Konnie?
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#2
Don't know them, but I'd definitely hit her.

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#3
I like Charlie, but I don't think I could sleep with him without getting hurtful criticism for doing anything interesting.

Props to him for hittin' that, though.
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#4
Urgh I can't stand Charlie Brooker...

Blue Peter is ftw though

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#6
Shit, wasn't expecting tha...

Wait, what the fuck is wrong with me? If I keep this up I'll end up buying Hello and OK.
#11
From the title I though this was gonna be about James Corden and Patrick Stewart having the worst argument ever in public. That was painfully funny to watch. Though this is even more suprising. I'm just amazed he has the capacity to love, I figured he only dealt in hate and occasionally indifference.
#12
I thought you said it wasn't going to be boring?
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#13
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I like Charlie, but I don't think I could sleep with him without getting hurtful criticism for doing anything interesting.

Props to him for hittin' that, though.

This.

I'd hate to think what he'd say if you were shit in bed...
#15
I can't wait to see Connie in a year. She'll be so demoralised
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#18
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This.

I'd hate to think what he'd say if you were shit in bed...

"A wank? A wank?! I could do that myself, you ****! You have a mouth, use it! Christ on a stick..."
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#21
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I'm just amazed he has the capacity to love, I figured he only dealt in hate and occasionally indifference.

Pretty much
#22
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Shit, wasn't expecting tha...

Wait, what the fuck is wrong with me? If I keep this up I'll end up buying Hello and OK.

See, this is what I thought. I don't know whether to be genuinely happy for other human beings I actually do care about the slightest bit, or to rip my eyes out for buying into "celebrity culture".
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#25
3 things;

1.



JOSH HOMME!???

2. I'd hit that (her).

3. I absolutely don't give a fuck.
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#26
Charlie brooker is awesome, but this would surprise me if it was true.
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#28
My indifference knows no bounds here, but she is definitely bangable.
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#29
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Guess this gives me hope that women actually do like guys with a sense of humour, he's no looker but he's one funny man
#30
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She's hot, Charlie's awesome.


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