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#1
So today is my 19th birthday and i havent recieved 1 happy birthday call. the only person to tell mehappy birthday was my mom this morning before she went to work.

none of my dads family has called me and i even spoke to my dad yesterday and he didnt even mention it. Usually ill get at least 2 or 3 calls by noon but its 3:30 and im stuck at 0.

hell i even spoke to my cousin whom im closest with last night and he didnt even member.

And im probaly not gonna get much in the gift department. Considering im one failed drug test away from jail.

i dont want a buncha happy birthdays from yall i just wanted to vent.

any other bad birthday experiences out there?
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#2
Am I the only one who smell big shocking surprise party?
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#3
My birthday was yesterday. I stole all your thunder.
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#4
last year my birthday didnt get celebrated either
but happy birthday to you, have a cookie

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#5
Deal with it?

You know what I got for my 18th? A get the hell outta my house free card and don't come back

shit happens man.
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#6
You'll get a happy birthday and you'll like it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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#7
After your 18th you only get a 21st, a 40th and then every ten years past 60 until you die, sorry man.
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#8
Don't feel bad, my twin brother doesn't remember my birthday either.
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#10
For your birthday, the Pit collectively gives you a new username. In the tradition pioneered by Angusfan, you are now:
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#12
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After your 18th you only get a 21st, a 40th and then every ten years past 60 until you die, sorry man.


That pretty much sums it up.
#13
^

I am going to the beach in 2 weeks with my good friend for 2 weeks, so thats whats keeping me afloat.
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#16
Heck, even my only childhood friend didn't remember mine.

Anyway, I wish you a FREAKIN' HAPPY AWESOME BIRTHDAY!!!111one11!!!eleven!
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#17
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After your 18th you only get a 21st, a 40th and then every ten years past 60 until you die, sorry man.

Sadly, this is the closest to the truth. There are random ones scattered in there if you have good friends.

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#19
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So today is my 19th birthday and i havent recieved 1 happy birthday call. the only person to tell mehappy birthday was my mom this morning before she went to work.

none of my dads family has called me and i even spoke to my dad yesterday and he didnt even mention it. Usually ill get at least 2 or 3 calls by noon but its 3:30 and im stuck at 0.

hell i even spoke to my cousin whom im closest with last night and he didnt even member.

And im probaly not gonna get much in the gift department. Considering im one failed drug test away from jail.

i dont want a buncha happy birthdays from yall i just wanted to vent.

any other bad birthday experiences out there?

...Is this a joke? My Birthday was 7 days ago, so you missed the date. seriously you got me down note for note, age people all of it. Cept for the drug test part.I didn't get a single thing. I did get shit faced with my friend and his girlfriend, but that's it. Not really complaining, I mean it's not like Birthdays get better as you go along
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#20
nothing ever happens on my birthdays either.
sucks a bit, but it's not to make a big deal of it.

anyway, happy birthday!
#21
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Am I the only one who smell big shocking surprise party?


Seems legit to me.

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#23
The last time someone in my family wished me a happy birthday I was probably 7 or 8.....I'm not even kidding.


With that being said

HAPPY. FUCKING. BIRTHDAY!


Have some fap material



Oh and the chick in that picture is me by the way
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#24
Its probably for the best to just not expect anything from people.
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#25
For my 16th I got punched repeatedly in the face and suffered broken ribs at the hands of my violent dad.

Let's be honest, it's not the end of the world.

You could have it far worse.

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#26
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The last time someone in my family wished me a happy birthday I was probably 7 or 8.....I'm not even kidding.


With that being said

HAPPY. FUCKING. BIRTHDAY!


Have some fap material



Oh and the chick in that picture is me by the way


girls in bikinis at the beach in 2 weeks is whats keeping me alive. Ill suffer a shitty birthday if it means an epic 2 weeks.
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EDIT: ^^ Holy shit, nice boobs.



Thank you
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#29
*slaps*

Then sort your life out then foo'

I love only those i respect, failing drug tests lowers that bar
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#31
For my 12th I ended up in hospital for a week due to a perianal abscess. I couldn't shit, and thus nor could I eat, I had to live on a drip having my operation moved back further and further and it was SO DAMNED PAINFUL because it grew and grew.

For my 13th the SAME THING HAPPENED

I really hate birthdays

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#32
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Relax man. They were just being sarcastic.

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#33
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I'm pretty sure /PurpleWhalez/ is a dude. Just sayin'.



Aww What gave it away?


Was it the gender section in my profile?
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#35
No matter how much time I spend in the pit I will never understand it. Oh well.

Btw, alanis, if you live in an area that doesn't particularly care about the drinking age you should go out to a bar with some people. Bars - at least where I'm from and where I live now - will often give you free drinks on your birthday.
#36
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Aww What gave it away?


Was it the gender section in my profile?



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#37
You have an OutKast avatar so you deserve an awesome birthday.

Happy Fuckin' Birthday
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#38
So sorry to hear that mate... happy birthday from me!

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#39
Happy Birthday! Have a big hug and a good day.

I have a photo of my friends on my profile, they are pretty fap worthy.
#40
I don't like to draw attention to my birthday or even notice that it's there because I mean presents are nice and all, but I don't see the whole point. Like woo hoo you're one year closer to death, lets go party!!!

So happy birthday brother, but just know that life's too short to be complaining about probably the most useless holiday out there.
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