#1
I've always wanted to do this but never have.


And I mean really pretend to be a girl. Not just put a dress on, don a wig, and apply make up for a costume party.


And for those of you who have, how was it?
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#3
No, seek help
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#6
Some of us don't need to pretend, really.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#7
I'm not into cross-dressing. I don't think many are.
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#9
You are from Charlotte.

I am from 20 minutes away.

Let's make a half-asian/half-white love child
#10
I did once for a show actually. But that was being a smartass, I didn't derive pleasure from the dress and makeup...

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#11
never. these things just dont come into minds of real men
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#13
No, Momentosis.
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#15
i knew a guy who dressed up as a woman to make more money as a bartender at clubs and apparently it worked... so think about that next time you start hitting on a female bartender
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#16
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#20
And then I love to look at myself in the mirror and see how pretty I- uh... No of course not, I would never do such eccentric things. HAR HAR right guys?
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#21
No.

Although when I used to be in a drama class, the irony of having me play a female character, wear some ridiculous dress and speak in a reasonably low manly voice never seemed to get old. "You have the hair" was always the argument, ignoring all the girls in the class who had vaginas and hair.
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#22
lol nah
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#24
Nah.

To each their own though, I suppose
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#25
Negative good sir, although I have contemplated the way the world might be if I was born one. I'd probably be a groupie...
#26
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Negative good sir, although I have contemplated the way the world might be if I was born one. I'd probably be a groupie...


If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian.
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#27
No, never.

I think you have some personality disorder. You can't get over of killing those kittens and you're disgusted about yourself. So, once in a while you try to be somebody else.
Yeah, I'm so full of poo-poo.
#28
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#29
Prob not normal
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#30
Um...nah.

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#32
Hell why not!

As long as we're at it we could also tuck our wangs between our thighs and rub ourselves off in front of a mirror yelling, " OH YES LEO!"
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#33
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I'd fuck me.

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#35
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I'd fuck me.


...so hard.
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#36
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No, but sometimes I;ve wanted to suck the shit out of a cock and swallow the hot load..

Yeah, me too. Cross-dressing is just plain gay though.
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#37
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...so hard.



Damn typo, I just played a 10 minute game of MW2 after I typed that.

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#38
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Damn typo, I just played a 10 minute game of MW2 after I typed that.


Lol, I love MW2 but I don't play it online cause I suck ass.
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