#1
so me and my friend jim are going to my friend dans house. jim has never met dan and i have told him some stories about him being the biggest pussy ever, but he can whine about stuff because he is like 6'5 works in construction and looks more like a bear than a human. so we get there and everything is going fine, we take some bong rips and start playing call of duty. So dan and jim are playing and jim sucks, i've never seen him play COD but sweet jesus dose he suck. So dan starts talking mad shit and we are laughing. All of sudden jim starts raging, he calls dan a ****** and starts talking about how much of a pussy that i think he is. so dan starts yelling and and pushes jim, jim pushes back and gets knocked the **** out. dan comes for me next i just threw one punch and run like a bitch. I don't know what happened after i ran away.
i think i lost some friends today pit.
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#2
lol

What the hell happened?

Why did Dan come for you?


DAN WHAT THE ****!!?!??
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lol

What the hell happened?

Why did Dan come for you?


DAN WHAT THE ****!!?!??


good question, there was some yelling and i tried to break it up(but not rly lol)
and next thing i know hes running towards me.
i shit my pants needless to say.
#6
so you ran away and left you friend knocked at the house of a guy he's never met before? sounds like a setup for rape
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dan is actually pretty cool most of the time.
sometimes he gets butt hurt over somethings but i mean jesus, why would you get mad over a call of duty match>.<
#11
wtf bra? i dont get it?
why did you run and what happened to your friend?
#12
Two questions - why did you write this?

And why did i read it when its written like a facking children's story?
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#13
You got jumped?
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You should have stood your ground. Your friend blatently got bum violated because of your selfish action. Hang your head in shame you
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You should have stood your ground. Your friend blatently got bum violated because of your selfish action. Hang your head in shame you


have you ever been knocked out? shit sucks and i didnt even say anything i just wanted to play games. i feel bad for leaving him now, but in the heat of the moment my instinct was all like "run white boy run!"
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have you ever been someone get knocked out? shit sucks and i didnt even say anything i just wanted to play games. i feel bad for leaving him now, but in the heat of the moment my instinct was all like "run white boy run!"


I'm only ribbin' ya pal. Well, if you were baked and saw a man/bear hybrid come at you, can't say I blame you
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#19
This Dan sounds like Manbearpig.
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hahahahaha.

but OT you shouldnt have ran, maybe got out of the bulls way but put him in his place by yelling at him or something. maing him feel bad or something. i dunno.

shits cold man.
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Dammit. I was gonna post that.

Although, it was more like
FASTER LEVI!!! RUNNN!!!!


JIM WHAT THE FUCK???
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dan is actually pretty cool most of the time.
sometimes he gets butt hurt over somethings but i mean jesus, why would you get mad over a call of duty match>.<

Because you call it a match.
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#24
Lol @ the faster tom run references.

Although I thought I was going to be funny and post it first...



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The only thing that could have made that more girlish is if you punched him in the nuts...
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Wait, you left the knocked-out Jim back there with Dan?


That's not gonna end well, bro'.

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Yeah, you sound like more of a dick than Jim.
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Think about it, you presented this man with a gift.

How many times have you been on a team, kicking ass, and some guy goes 7 and 30? I'd knock that deuce out too.
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