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#2
*shudder*
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#4
If this means Tina Fey has to get a boob job too then I support this!

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#6
HAR HAR REPUBLIKENZ

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the hell? What idiot thinks that the newer picture has her having bigger boobs?


/thread
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#8
Id hit that.....


With a ****in BIG ass hammer.
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Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#9
Quote by CoreysMonster
Old:


the hell? What idiot thinks that the newer picture has her having bigger boobs?



#10
If I have to give it, my breast guess is that she did.
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#11
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Yes. They're nice. Not bigger.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#16
would you tap it?
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#17
I think it is because in the first pic she is wearing more layers, which would squish them down more. But, I dont give a flying...well you know.
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YAY!
#18
who's nailin palin is a great film. Many a night i spend with Lisa Ann online and a bottle of lubriderm. What a great life i lad.
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
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#20
Quote by O.O Meow O.O
would you tap it?

Yes.

Yes I would.


The germans have a saying, "Dumm fickt gut", which basically means "Idiots are good at sex", so she must be a TIGER in bed.
#22
Quote by CoreysMonster
Yes.

Yes I would.


The germans have a saying, "Dumm fickt gut", which basically means "Idiots are good at sex", so she must be a TIGER in bed.


The German word for 'idiot' is 'dumm'?


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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
Yes.

Yes I would.


The germans have a saying, "Dumm fickt gut", which basically means "Idiots are good at sex", so she must be a TIGER in bed.
I don't want to **** a tiger, man. The claws.


*shudder*
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#24
Quote by shattamakar
The German word for 'idiot' is 'dumm'?



Of course not, the german word for "idiot" is "Idiot", you idiot.

the literal translation is "Dumb fucks well"


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I don't want to **** a tiger, man. The claws.


*shudder*


I dunno about you, but a woman digging her nails into your back during sex is NEVER a bad thing.
#25
I'd hit it


... with my political criticisms
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#26
I used to have a personal mission to kidnap Hilary Clinton, but I'd be doing the world a bigger favour by getting Palin.

Dumm fickt gut?
Da hast du ja ein punkt.
#27
Quote by CoreysMonster
I dunno about you, but a woman digging her nails into your back during sex is NEVER a bad thing.
Sure. Until you're dead.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#28
Quote by The_Casinator
I used to have a personal mission to kidnap Hilary Clinton, but I'd be doing the world a bigger favour by getting Palin.

Dumm fickt gut?
Da hast du ja ein punkt.

oh duuuude....

you can't say that in german

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Sure. Until you're dead.


#29
I don't care. I still say that she looks like she has a little peach fuzz on her upper lip.
:shudders:
After knowing that I couldn't care how nice her bewbs are I still wouldn't touch her.
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#30
Quote by CoreysMonster
oh duuuude....

you can't say that in german



*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
Quote by CoreysMonster


the literal translation is "Dumb fucks well"




Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Jun 10, 2010,
#32
I hit that like the fist of an angry god.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#33


Why do people care about Sarah Palin's tits?
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#34
Quote by necrosis1193


Why do people care about Sarah Palin's tits?



Its all about that love/hate relationship. If you shag someone you hate it can be awesome.
#35
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
Its all about that love/hate relationship. If you shag someone you hate it can be awesome.


Does that mean The Pit has the hots for Fassa then?
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#36
Shirts like she's wearing in the "before" picture tend to make your chest look smaller. She hasn't had a boob job. What a bunch of n00bs
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#37
They really aren't any bigger. Now, if Palin had a lobotomy, that would be newsworthy.

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#38
Quote by SteveHouse
They really aren't any bigger. Now, if Palin had a lobotomy, that would be newsworthy.


It's pretty obvious that she did.
#39
Quote by Tom 1.0
If this means Tina Fey has to get a boob job too then I support this!


We can only hope...

But yeah, the shirt she's wearing is just more flattering than anything allowed in the political arena. No boob job, methinks.
#40
Quote by necrosis1193
Does that mean The Pit has the hots for Fassa then?


If i were into beastiality, i would say yes.
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