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#1
So, I just got this text message:

"Hey Sandra I was cussing u because u had not responded to my text but i sent it to the wrong # (ha ha) we are on for this evening leaving my house at 6, u going?"

Clearly I am not Sandra and clearly this girl really doesn't want this dude to have her number. So, I was going to do the polite thing and say, "Bro, this isn't Sandra either." but then I thought there could be something that would provide more lulz.

So, in short, what should I reply to this message with?

Also, if this is somehow against the rules, tell me and I'll delete the thread.

#2
"how about we meet at my place instead "
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#3
I'm pregnant. I think the father is your dad.
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#5
"Yeah but I'm sort of strapped on cash. Could you give me loan? I need about... three fiddy"
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#6
"No, I still haven't got the jizz out of my hair, and I can still taste the asshole"
#7
"no gurl, i aint turnin up coz tbh ive loved u 4 a while now and i cnt keep it up ne longr. bein around u hurts so bad, i cnt be friends with u ne more"

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#11
"My close friends call me Sandy "
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#14
'hey baby, yeah I'll be there about 6. quick question, what's the best way to get fruit out of pussy?'
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#15
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"Where we goin again?"


I went with this. Until the next message. Then I'll probably use one of the more extreme ones

#16
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"No, I still haven't got the jizz out of my hair, and I can still taste the asshole"



No, I still haven't got the jizz out of my hair

What, didn't I tell you?

Me and 'insert generic name here' are going out since Tuesday, he's so haaawtt..

Eventually, say that your leaving town together.

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#17
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I went with this. Until the next message. Then I'll probably use one of the more extreme ones
Tell us what he says first. This is potential "last hour at work" entertainment!
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
UPDATE:
This is a black guy. I know because he used the n word to refer to his friends. I am Sherlock Holmes.

New Message:
"U know what.....niggas! the rooftop at the peabody, free admission. Karen is driving, Leon meeting us there."

What should I say now?
The Peabody is the largest hotel in downtown Memphis, lots of events are held there. It's famous for having ducks that live on the roof that ride the elevator and walk to a fountain to swim at the same time every day.

#19
"I can't. I just found out I'm pregnant"
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'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#20
"Sandra's dead"
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#21
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
UPDATE:
This is a black guy. I know because he used the n word to refer to his friends. I am Sherlock Holmes.

New Message:
"U know what.....niggas! the rooftop at the peabody, free admission. Karen is driving, Leon meeting us there."

What should I say now?
The Peabody is the largest hotel in downtown Memphis, lots of events are held there. It's famous for having ducks that live on the roof that ride the elevator and walk to a fountain to swim at the same time every day.
Send him that.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#22
"I cant go on any high roofs. Im fraid ill jump off."

"Good, ill push leon's punkass off the edge"

etc

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#23
I don't know...it's kind of dangerous for a pregnant girl to be up there... :/
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#25
"I hope you have an alibi, this is detective _______ and we found this phone on her body"

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#28
Tell him you're not going without crack
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#29
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Why have we immediately turned on Leon?

Because if he bites, TS can say "Mothafugga don even lie to me, u no wat he did" which results in getting sandra pregnant.


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#30
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
I used Steve House's again.
I sorta wanna eventually move to the pregnant one, but I'm not so sure.

which one did you use? he suggested 2.
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Weird Music
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#31
i guess it was the leon one lol

this is great.


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#33
Hey, sandra can't get to her phone right now...she is kinda busy at the moment...her mouth is full. But I will be happy to pass the message along when she's finished.
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#34
He seems unphased.

"So you going to be at my house at 6pm since karen is driving or u just meeting us there?"

#35
Quote by SteveHouse
Because if he bites, TS can say "Mothafugga don even lie to me, u no wat he did" which results in getting sandra pregnant.


genius. Also say you're going to keep it.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#36
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which one did you use? he suggested 2.


The second one of course. Noone likes a Leon.

#37
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
He seems unphased.

"So you going to be at my house at 6pm since karen is driving or u just meeting us there?"


Something tells me Sandra and Black Man #1 are not so close
#39
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He seems unphased.

"So you going to be at my house at 6pm since karen is driving or u just meeting us there?"

Damn. We may have to hate Karen too.

Someone else's turn. I got nothin.

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#40
say' listen baby, I'm not going if Leon is going'
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
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