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#1
What do i do pit? me and my friend just split a bottle of vodka and he passed out now hes unresponsive and throwing up and my mom will be home in 30 minutes i need HELP!
#2
Tell her it was like that when you got there.
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#4
Put him in your mum's bed and jack off on his face. Then the vodka will be the least of your mum's worries.
#5
Hide the vomit under a carpet. Your friend too.
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#8
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Im so drunk still. hes still breathing, i got him moved and on his side, is there any way to sober him up?

Mouthful of spunk.
#9
When she starts yelling pull this on her:

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#10
Any of the above ideas will work best.
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#13
Quote by Littleanus44
What do i do pit? me and my friend just split a bottle of vodka and he passed out now hes unresponsive and throwing up and my mom will be home in 30 minutes i need HELP!



Draw eyeballs on his eyelids, it's the only way man.
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#14
Quote by Littleangus44
i wish the pit was here to help instead of be dicks :/

I wish kids wouldn't get drunk when they're not supposed to.
#15
Quote by Littleangus44
Im so drunk still. hes still breathing, i got him moved and on his side, is there any way to sober him up?



Stomp em in the nuts.
#16
Suck on your friend's weiner RIGHT NOW!

It's the only way!

Your mother would be so shocked to find you doing this that she'll down a bottle herself.
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#17
1.) Recovery position
2.) If his breathing becomes shallow and much more infrequent, call amberlamps
3.) Just deal with whatever your mum does, the safety of your coma'd friend is a higher concern
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#18
If he's unconscious, how about CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE.
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#19
Call 911 and face the consequences of your stupidity.
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#21
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I wish kids wouldn't get drunk when they're not supposed to.


This
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#22
Clean up your vomit and make fun of your friend in your facebook status.
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#23
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I wish kids wouldn't get drunk when they're not supposed to.


We were ou tof bud.

also hes breathing hes just asleep, how long will he be passed out?
#26
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He's throwing up whilst unconscious?


People do tend to pass out after tons of alcohol.



Yes.

a=dn will he be ok? haha
#27
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He's throwing up whilst unconscious?


People do tend to pass out after tons of alcohol.


They can also get alcohol poisoning which can kill you.

I'd rather call an ambulance and waste their time and get in a lot of trouble than have a guilty conscience for letting my friend die due to my own stupidity.
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#28
Hide in the garden?
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#29
Just try to convince your mom that you two aren't drunk, she's the one who's drunk.
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#32
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Call 911 and face the consequences of your stupidity.

Meh, unnecessary. We once left our extremely drunk friend lying on the driveway in the pouring rain for about 30mins until we checked on him again, he was not in a good state. Still, he lived though it fine.

Actually maybe I'm just a terrible friend
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#34
Quote by druggietoad2k5
They can also get alcohol poisoning which can kill you.

I'd rather call an ambulance and waste their time and get in a lot of trouble than have a guilty conscience for letting my friend die due to my own stupidity.

+1000

if your bud is unconscious, vomiting, and you guys are like what, 16?

Call for help. You do not know what you're doing, and you're endangering your friend's life.
#35
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Meh, unnecessary. We once left our extremely drunk friend lying on the driveway in the pouring rain for about 30mins until we checked on him again, he was not in a good state. Still, he lived though it fine.

Actually maybe I'm just a terrible friend

Did you strip him down and draw dozens of vaginas all over him?
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to anyone who thinks im lying.....

and hes breathing normally does this mean hel be fine ? like hel wake up in an hour or so?
#37
call an ambulance, you idiot troll.
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#38
Looks like he's about to get raped...

Probably won't wake up till tomorrow.
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#40
He'll be fine, You don't need to call an ambulance. You just need to relax and have a drink or two.
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