#1
So...I was reading metal sludge (does anyone else read that site?) and I found this:

Last Living Slut

This girl basically tells stories about her groupie life. The excerpts on there are pretty intense. I may read it...I figured some others might dig it too
#2
Boring bitch suffering from severe USI
I can take a road that'll see me through.
#5
Congrats to her. It really is an esteemed honor to be named the "Last Living Slut."
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#6
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Congrats to her. It really is an esteemed honor to be named the "Last Living Slut."

Thats what I'm sayin'
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#7
Mom?
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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#8
That's the epitome of attention seeking. Writing that book that is.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#9
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Thats what I'm sayin'

Smileys are cool.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#10
Trust me kids, there's plenty of sluts in the world left.
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#11
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Trust me kids, there's plenty of sluts in the world left.

Like you, right?
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#12
Wow, loads of GN'R related stories/bullsh1t in the book it seems

Also,

Even though he's no longer with us, there's a story about The Rev from Avenged Sevenfold as well....basically, she asked Synister Gates to give her a golden shower...he performed the act, then she went to have sex with The Rev with M. Shadows & Synister watched...once Synister walked in the room The Rev could no longer maintain an erection & he tried & tried to f**k groupie girl & what ended up happening was that The Rev had foam coming from his mouth & had some sorta episode from all the drugs he'd taken...she describes her encounter with Avenged Sevenfold as boring other than being pee'd on!


... ok
#14
What a terribly written review.
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#15
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Like you, right?


Like all of your mommas.


Nah just kidding. Yeah, me.

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What a terribly written review.

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#16
I was more interested in the musician's penis section tbh Quite informative and funny
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#17
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*a7x*

... ok

Dude wat

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#20
I call bs. Plus that review was written like a child was standing there shouting it at you without pausing to breathe.
#22
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I was more interested in the musician's penis section tbh Quite informative and funny


...of course YOU were.
Slappa tha bass
#24
Sucks to be her
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#25
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Sucks to be her

Yeah, her life sure blows.
LARGE TEXT
#27
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imagine if that was true.


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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#28
Quote by KirkMetallica
I was more interested in the musician's penis section tbh Quite informative and funny


It just keeps on going on and on and on...
#30
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What a terribly written review.

now extra flamey
#31
Well thats obviously a load of bull shit.

Especially at the Avenged Sevenfold bits, Syn and Matt have been going out with their gfs/fiancees since the early days of the band, they wouldnt cheat, and she wouldnt have had sex with them when they were single, because the band wouldve been not very well known then.

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#32
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Well thats obviously a load of bull shit.

Especially at the Avenged Sevenfold bits, Syn and Matt have been going out with their gfs/fiancees since the early days of the band, they wouldnt cheat, and she wouldnt have had sex with them when they were single, because the band wouldve been not very well known then.


Not to be an ass or anything, but I don't think anybody here can say what Syn and Matt would and would not do, nor do we know what this girl would do. I have no idea if any of this is true and neither will any of us.
#33
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Not to be an ass or anything, but I don't think anybody here can say what Syn and Matt would and would not do, nor do we know what this girl would do. I have no idea if any of this is true and neither will any of us.


Matt's been with Val for ages, he wouldnt do it.

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#34
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Matt's been with Val for ages, he wouldnt do it.

This. Since high school I believe. She was always with the band in the early days too.

Syn would have though, he and Val's sister (forget her name) didn't start dating until a few years ago.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#35
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I was more interested in the musician's penis section tbh Quite informative and funny


The penis chart? Looks like it's written by a bunch of horny 13 year olds with a run-loose imagination.
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#36
...The existence of that page and everything it describes is an affront to humanity.
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#37
This book starts off with a story of how...

There's a great story about...

There's another story where she...

Even though he's no longer with us, there's a story about...

There's a story about how...


I don't even bother to read this.