so your going to drift in space infinitely like bender on that episode of futurama

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#1
assume that you have some sort of oxygen system, and other forms of sustenance to keep you alive.

what do you bring. what do you do. what do you think about?
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#5
All of you.

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daytripper75

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#6
Porn magazines, assuming I have room to fap. A computer won't work since I'd be out of range of satellites.
#7
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Porn magazines, assuming I have room to fap. A computer won't work since I'd be out of range of satellites.

The universe isn't large enough for you to fap?
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#8
A computer with World of Warcraft installed.
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#9
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Porn magazines, assuming I have room to fap. A computer won't work since I'd be out of range of satellites.

But what if you cum and the jizz floats up to your face and you can only move so fast and it hits you.
#10
The universe isn't large enough for you to fap?

Nope.



I meant inside said oxygen support system.

But what if you cum and the jizz floats up to your face and you can only move so fast and it hits you.

I've had some freaky nights, bro.
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#11
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A computer won't work since I'd be out of range of satellites.

No, the computer won't work because you don't have a power supply. The internet won't work because you'd be out of range of satellites.
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#14
I'd bring a piece of paper and a pen.

I'd write an everlasting screenplay.

And maybe some poetry, just to keep myself occupied.
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No, the computer won't work because you don't have a power supply. The internet won't work because you'd be out of range of satellites.

Well the internet is what matters!
#16
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But there is no sound in the vacuum of space
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My guitar, play it, and think about random shit,


You couldn't hear it if your in space cause its near vacuum and the sound doesnt vibrate through particles
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#18
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Well the internet is what matters!

Take it with you. As Al Gore, you have my permission to take my internetz.
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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#19
id say a 4x12 fully cranked halfstack would MAYBE be loud enough to hear, seeing as there are SOME air particles in space
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#21
A gun with one bullet, space pen & paper, aaaahhhhhhh llllloooottttt oooofff dddrruuugggsss.
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#22
Acid.
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A gun with one bullet, space pen & paper, aaaahhhhhhh llllloooottttt oooofff dddrruuugggsss.

Oh, you!

I'd bring.. Hmm. I'm not sure.

Would I be able to hear my iPod playing in my ears?
#27
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Porn magazines, assuming I have room to fap. A computer won't work since I'd be out of range of satellites.


I read somewhere (probably on a Cracked article) that you cannot get a boner in a zero gravity enviroment
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#29
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Acid.


This. I think it'd be most useful and one of the most important things to bring. Hours of entertainment with so little substance. I mean, if you got a milk jug full, you'd have a gallon-- that'd be enough for almost 1 million trips. But most likely just have hundreds of sheets of blotters.

I assume you would be in a capsule floating around inside, considering you had an unlimited supply of food and air? I suppose I'd bring plants. Not for air, just for something natural. I'd have solar panels on the outside to get electrical power from the stars. A clock. Paper. Marijuana plants. Computer. Guitar (since I'd be in my airtight capsule, there would be sound) amp and pedals. I'd write the most fuzz-ridden tripped out space music ever. Toilet, with airtight exit. Lube. Porn. Keyboards/synths. TV with thousands of DVDs. Xbox with thousands of games (well, as many discs as I could possibly bring. Lighter. Medicine for headaches, nausea, etc. Um. Maybe a couple other things for entertainment over the years. That's about it!

EDIT: And nail clippers! And an airtight garbage bin that dumped waste out and into space. And a toothbrush and lots of toothpaste.

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I read somewhere (probably on a Cracked article) that you cannot get a boner in a zero gravity enviroment

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
#31
Well i'd look back at my golden umbilical cord and wallow in despair for a while, then maybe come across a wormhole. I'd fly straight into that ****er and try to explain to everyone there that im not quite dead yet. They would be all "dude, you gotta see this Russian dude, he is a total wizard with this not dead stuff."

Anyway, then my soul is put into the body of Rasputin and im all crammed in there with his soul, and we go to kill the Csar. Then we get murdered. Total bummer, right? Anyway, our souls float off to the crack in the skye, and Rasputin, the lovely fellow, tries to get me back to my body. But then we meet the devil and that just waaaay ****s things up.

That's my theory.
...In my opinion.
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Well i'd look back at my golden umbilical cord and wallow in despair for a while, then maybe come across a wormhole. I'd fly straight into that ****er and try to explain to everyone there that im not quite dead yet. They would be all "dude, you gotta see this Russian dude, he is a total wizard with this not dead stuff."

Anyway, then my soul is put into the body of Rasputin and im all crammed in there with his soul, and we go to kill the Csar. Then we get murdered. Total bummer, right? Anyway, our souls float off to the crack in the skye, and Rasputin, the lovely fellow, tries to get me back to my body. But then we meet the devil and that just waaaay ****s things up.

That's my theory.


You already took the acid, didn't you?
#36
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You already took the acid, didn't you?


Acid by proxy =D
...In my opinion.
#37
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This. I think it'd be most useful and one of the most important things to bring. Hours of entertainment with so little substance. I mean, if you got a milk jug full, you'd have a gallon-- that'd be enough for almost 1 million trips. But most likely just have hundreds of sheets of blotters.

I assume you would be in a capsule floating around inside, considering you had an unlimited supply of food and air? I suppose I'd bring plants. Not for air, just for something natural. I'd have solar panels on the outside to get electrical power from the stars. A clock. Paper. Marijuana plants. Computer. Guitar (since I'd be in my airtight capsule, there would be sound) amp and pedals. I'd write the most fuzz-ridden tripped out space music ever. Toilet, with airtight exit. Lube. Porn. Keyboards/synths. TV with thousands of DVDs. Xbox with thousands of games (well, as many discs as I could possibly bring. Lighter. Medicine for headaches, nausea, etc. Um. Maybe a couple other things for entertainment over the years. That's about it!

EDIT: And nail clippers! And an airtight garbage bin that dumped waste out and into space. And a toothbrush and lots of toothpaste.

this man seems to have it right.

the only thing i think is missing is some sort of device for exercising, or else youll lose too much muscle mass. i dont think theres any way to prevent the loss of bone mass though.
#39
My first reaction would be to bring another person. While practical that almost seems cruel.

Other than that, maybe a way to communicate back to Earth? (If that's at all possible from deep space).
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Well i'd look back at my golden umbilical cord and wallow in despair for a while, then maybe come across a wormhole. I'd fly straight into that ****er and try to explain to everyone there that im not quite dead yet. They would be all "dude, you gotta see this Russian dude, he is a total wizard with this not dead stuff."

Anyway, then my soul is put into the body of Rasputin and im all crammed in there with his soul, and we go to kill the Czar. Then we get murdered. Total bummer, right? Anyway, our souls float off to the crack in the skye, and Rasputin, the lovely fellow, tries to get me back to my body. But then we meet the devil and that just waaaay ****s things up.

That's my theory.

You seriously win this thread.

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