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Do you like to smell your own farts? I told my friends I like the smell of farts and they laughed at me
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#2
Not on days when its especially humid like today was.
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#4
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Do you like to smell your own farts? I told my friends I like the smell of farts and they laughed at me


They possibly laughed at you because it's not a normal topic of everyday conversation.
#6
Everyone likes their own brand to a degree.
Though sometimes they are just awful, like last night for me. Because i'd been drinking my bowels were on fire. Everytime i moved i'd fart, and it reeked for hours. I was just sat there laughing at my mates who had to put up with it.
#7
Of course I do.

Everyone does especially when you are in your bed and fart then have a sniff under your blankets.
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Everyone likes their own brand to a degree.

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#9
Quote by SG_dave
Everyone likes their own brand to a degree.
Though sometimes they are just awful, like last night for me. Because i'd been drinking my bowels were on fire. Everytime i moved i'd fart, and it reeked for hours. I was just sat there laughing at my mates who had to put up with it.


I think that's the main point, it's not generaly a case of actualy liking your own farts but rather prefering them to other people's farts.
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I just spent time, that I could have spent on anything else, searching Youtube for a specific David Mitchell rant on this subject. I might have cured a disease or written a beautiful symphony in that time, and it's your fault that I didn't.
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#14
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i am not afraid to admit i absolutely love the smell of my own farts!

All the time? Regardless of what you had to eat/drink the night before?
#15
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1132263&highlight=farts+smell

Another douchebag already made this thread years ago. And he even added a poll.


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#16
Quote by canadaboy700
Do you like to smell your own farts? I told my friends I like the smell of farts and they laughed at me



To tell the truth, I'd laugh at ye too...
#18
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All the time? Regardless of what you had to eat/drink the night before?

all farts are equal, but some farts are more equal then others
#20
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#21
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The person I quoted typed "your" instead of "you're". I was just making a joke.

You probably know and were just messing with me.


I did, I saw a running gag in the making and went for it.
#22
Iprefer to hug a sibling, or a friend out of the blue. Then fart, and hold them there...
I am me. Live with it.
#23
Quote by ShallowEndings
You're disgusting.

No, i don't smell my farts. It's annoying when you fart and you drop whatever was in your hand.. Pick it up and BAM!

Sucks.






Not sure that I've ever farted so tremendously that it startled me to the point where I had dropped what I was holding on to.
#25
There has to be some sort of scientifical explination why some of us like the smell of our own farts. I like to fart under my blankets and hold it there untill i can fart again. After a good 2-3 farts I'll take a goof wiff. Feels good man.
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#26
Quote by canadaboy700
I like to fart under my blankets and hold it there untill i can fart again. After a good 2-3 farts I'll take a goof wiff. Feels good man.


I like to fart under the blankets then spit up in the air so my wife can either have the gob land on her or put her head under the blankets.
#27
Quote by SlackerBabbath
I like to fart under the blankets then spit up in the air so my wife can either have the gob land on her or put her head under the blankets.


That's gross
#28
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I like to fart under the blankets then spit up in the air so my wife can either have the gob land on her or put her head under the blankets.


Gonna have to try that some time!
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#30
Quote by SlackerBabbath
At least I don't like the smell of my own farts.


Here I was thinking you were a fart lover...

I am dissapoint.
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#32
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Do you like to smell your own farts? I told my friends I like the smell of farts and they laughed at me

Are you, by any chance, four years old?
#33
Quote by canadaboy700
Here I was thinking you were a fart lover...

I am dissapoint.


If your farts smelled like mine at the moment, you wouldn't like them either.
#34
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Girls don't fart.

*WWII-style flashbacks*
Oh man. The horrors.

Anyway, everyone likes their own brand.

Those who don't are lying to you.
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I prefer to hug a sibling, or a friend out of the blue. Then fart, and hold them there...

Also, this happens to be the most productive thing to do with a fart.

hilarious, every time.
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#35
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Are you, by any chance, four years old?


lol bai gotta ge toff the compter m0m sys it s tim for bed y bed hehe.


But seriously, I love the smell of my own farts.
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#36
Quote by ilikepirates
Girls don't fart.


Even the Queen farts.

True story, two Arab princes were once visting the Queen and they went for a ride in a horse and carriage. One of the horses farted loudly, for which the Queen apologised, then one of the princes said "That's quite alright, if you hadn't have said anything, I would've assumed it was one of the horses."
#37
Girls don't fart? Shit must be seriously ****ed up then I grew up with a girl who will outfart everyone all the time and takes great delight in doing so. 0_o

To top it off she's blonde blue eyed and attractive. lol
I am me. Live with it.
#38
Quote by ilikepirates
Girls don't fart.

You like the smell of your own farts? You're weird..


Just cause you hold it in doesn't mean you don't fart.
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#40
Girl farts are stored for several years until the time in which they can be released safely. When they're finally detonated, their power is measured in megatons.

Truth.
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