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#1
You may know him as the master of shoop, TF2 ted or bag of sex. It's his birthday anyways so say congrats!

I got you india so you can be reminded of the good old days



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#3
Happy B'day ctb!!


I got you nothing cause frankly anything I tried to give you would be MORE worthless (incoming paradox) than nothing.
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#6
Happy birthderp!

I got you Pakistan just so things remain interesting.
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#8


I got you your own biography. Unless you're a different Clifford, but that would be ridiculous.

EDIT: ^Fuck yeah Chris Morris. The Day Today and Brass Eye were brilliant.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Jun 13, 2010,
#9
Happy birthday, I got you Miss Congeniality 2

Last edited by the_hoodster at Jun 13, 2010,
#11
Happy birthday! I got you Ball in a Cup!



Hey, kids of America, it's hand-painted, wooden Ball in a Cup! Who needs constant electronic video stimulation when there's Ball in a Cup, Mexico's favorite toy for over 340 years! Toss the ball, catch it in the cup, dump it out of the cup, toss it, and catch it in the cup again. The ball is on a string and attached to the cup, so there's no worry if you don't catch the ball in the cup, and clean-up is as easy as catching a ball in a cup! So why spend another day not catching a ball in a cup when you could be catching a ball in a cup?
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#12
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EDIT: ^Fuck yeah Chris Morris. The Day Today and Brass Eye were brilliant.


Go and watch Four Lions, do it now.
#13
I got you some very original cliffs!



Yeah, sorry they're not that original but they are from Dover!
#18


I made it myself. Thank you for being awesome, ctb.
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#19
Happy Birthday, ctb!


I got you the Death Star!
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#20
Happy birthday!

In these rough economic times, I gave you two gifts in one!
A smart, economic car that gets 40+ miles to the gallon
and
A monster truck!
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#22
Happy birthday old man!

Since you already have a cliff and a ford, I got you a bolt-on:



Also some strings for F# tuning:

🙈 🙉 🙊
#23
Happy Birthday man!

I got you a fortress!



Or a submarine, or a car, or a castle, or the stomach of a whale, the choices are endless!!
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#24
I got you your own spokesman:
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#25
Happy birthday man. I mashed my keyboard and got some Japanese people sitting in a boat.

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Enjoy them!

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
Happy birthday! I just cracked open a bear for you and about to play some TF2

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I just Google "Elephant penis", and was strangely aroused.



Apparently, I'm a good shitter

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#28
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Happy birthday old man!

Since you already have a cliff and a ford, I got you a bolt-on:



Also some strings for F# tuning:

Oh my God.

Thank you everyone!
#29
congratulations !
~And the raindrops in the cars

Keep on falling from off the bars

Blocking out a good song

Playing on the radio~
#30
Happy Birthday!!

I couldn't think of what to get you, so I was going to get you a gift voucher, so you could get something that you ACTUALLY liked...But, instead I got you:

TODAYS CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS COMIC!!



...I tried
#32
Hey happy birthday Cliff!



i got you the cliffs of dover!
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#35
Happy birthday!

I got you Photoshop CS6, but it might take a while to ship.
PPPPPPPOSTFINDER
#38
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Happy Birthday man!

I got you a fortress!



Or a submarine, or a car, or a castle, or the stomach of a whale, the choices are endless!!

That's clearly a time machine.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#39
Happy Birthday Cleefawd :3

I got you my dick in a box.... can't really post pictures of that though >__>;;


love youuu ^__^
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#40
Btw, I got you another present.


It's right behind this door, so I'll ju--- Goddammit woman, get out of the way!
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