#1
No I am not bullsh*tting. I can hear voices talking in what sounds like German speaking through my amp. I thought maybe my guitar was picking up TV or radio waves, but when I unplugged the guitar I could still hear it. Never noticed this before.

Anyone know what I can do
#2
Lay off the drugs?
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#7
Damn those behringers!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
I swear I just read this... but slightly different...
This will start a RIOT! in me
#10
you can put aluminum foil on the inside wall of the amp if too short on cash to buy better sheilding
#11
Hitler's Back !!!!!!! :P but seriously the culprit is usually bad cables or a particular pedal you are using as was the the case with tom morello you can hear the radio on the end of the song "sleep now in the fire"
#13
I Know, I live in the Netherlands and I too can hear them talk, sometimes it are Germans, but sometimes also dutch people, weird isnt it?
#14
You're clearly intercepting a Neo-Nazi radio transmission.
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#16
I was playing guitar.
and my friends were on halo.
So, one of them was getting raped.
so I picked up the controller.
and it was close to my Dean's pick ups and you could hear unusual machine gun sounds coming through the amp haha.
Vibrate maybe
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#17
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You're clearly intercepting a Neo-Nazi radio transmission.

your amp is not government property
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#18
Nazi ghosts?
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#19
ahh germans....i like the way everyone immediately assumes they're nazis. :/
Any phrase followed by the word "FACT!" makes it more true that it already is.
#20
Pull off the speaker cover and let the fuckers out.
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#21
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#22
`Deutschland!~

I love the World Championships Football =]
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#23
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#24
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I was playing guitar.
and my friends were on halo.
So, one of them was getting raped.

You have a really nasty way of treating your friends, man.
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#25
I've had that happen to me a few times as well, either German or French voices. One time I had something that sounded like air traffic control whilst recording in a studio, paying per hour of recording time...
In the end we ditched those recordings and re-did the whole demo. I thought it sounded pretty cool to have them in the background. Just like that one blues record that features the sounds of a crowded bar in the background, can't remember whose it was.

Usually my fuzz face is the culprit. Can't blame the thing, I built it myself
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#26
Quote by hernythecow
ahh germans....i like the way everyone immediately assumes they're nazis. :/


I'm half german and get called a nazi all the time
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#27
Does it say "Zwei peanuts were valking down ze strasse. One vas assaulted... peanut." And then start laughing maniacally?
#28
Are you sure it isn't Russian?

Does it sound like Trololol trololol lol lolol?
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#30
I heard Kirk Wahmett had a similar problem with his amp.
He thought he had a baby stuck in his amp because all he could hear was Wah wah wah wah wah wah


Sorry I just had to
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#31
my amp picks up Korean radiostations
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#35
Quote by padgea7x
I heard Kirk Wahmett had a similar problem with his amp.
He thought he had a baby stuck in his amp because all he could hear was Wah wah wah wah wah wah


Sorry I just had to

Someone had to
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