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#1
About half an hour ago my brother asks me "what's the white stuff around my dick?" or something along those lines. Of course it was very awkward for me especially with my mum in the room smirking.

Anyone else ever had awkward moments concerning their siblings?
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#2
I've actually never had an awkward moment with my siblings.
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#3
Yes, my siblings started talking about me having pubes while I was in 6th grade... It embarassed me very much at the time.
#4
There was a 4chan thread where a guy had an itch in his butt, so he stuck his sisters dildo up there and then she caught him washing it off. I imagine that was ackward.
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#5
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There was a 4chan thread where a guy had an itch in his butt, so he stuck his sisters dildo up there and then she caught him washing it off. I imagine that was ackward.



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#7
So my brother is 5 years younger than me and there was this one time where I was jacking him off and all of a sudden he starts asking things about love and he thinks he's in love with a girl and I'm like wth...
#8
I don't have any siblings, but I have a cousin who is a similar age and we're like sisters. We've had many embarrassing moments. Like when we were 12 and I poked her in the boob with a pencil in front of our parents.
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So my brother is 5 years younger than me and there was this one time where I was jacking him off and all of a sudden he starts asking things about love and he thinks he's in love with a girl and I'm like wth...

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#10
Yeah, I asked my brother about all the white stuff around my dick once and my mum started smirking. What did I do wrong?


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#11
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I don't have any siblings, but I have a cousin who is a similar age and we're like sisters. We've had many embarrassing moments. Like when we were 12 and I poked her in the boob with a pencil in front of our parents.

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I mean this one time I was jacking it pertty hard and was making noises and what not

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#12
went to get cake out of the basement and walked in on my brother and his then g/f fooling around

in my defense i really wanted cake
#13
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Seriously brah'. That shit even got archived, look it up you don;t believe me
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So my brother is 5 years younger than me and there was this one time where I was jacking him off and all of a sudden he starts asking things about love and he thinks he's in love with a girl and I'm like wth...




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#15
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Seriously brah'. That shit even got archived, look it up you don;t believe me
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#16
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Haha, I also noticed that. My reaction was:
#17
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Haha, I also noticed that. My reaction was:

I thought that was the point of that comment?
#18
I walked in on an argument between my brother-in-law and sister about the amount of sex they weren't having.
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#19
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I thought that was the point of that comment?

Well, we're trying to figure out if it's true. I smell wincest. Too bad you guys aren't twins.
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#20
Haha, this happens very frequently. My sister is about 10 and a year ago I was trying to show her a website, can't remember what it was but i typed .com instead of .co.uk or something like that and it came up with a porn site.

There was a very awkawrrd silence, I just muttered erm.. that's not right then closed it and walked away.

Also she has asked the following questions, mostly in front of my mum:

What's a penis?

What's a lesbain?

And on the phone to my dad she walked past my computer, saw what I had just clicked on which was a link to a film with a stupid name and said "Yeah.. Hollie's here she's just on the computer.. looking at something called.. "tossing a ****** in a blanket".. anyway Holie, dad's on the phone!"

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#21
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Also she has asked the following questions, mostly in front of my mum:

What's a penis?

What's a lesbain?


I'd also like to know what a lesbain is.
#22
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Well, that's the end of this thread.....

Edit: I see your editing it out and deleting of your other post.



I'm very tempted to sig it now.


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#23
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I'd also like to know what a lesbain is.



>_> You know what I meant.

When my mum refused to tell her she worked out it was something rude, and shouted LESBIAN, LESBIAN! At the top of her voice until we told her what it meant.
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>_> You know what I meant.

When my mum refused to tell her she worked out it was something rude, and shouted LESBIAN, LESBIAN! At the top of her voice until we told her what it meant.


I'd lol at that...
#25
I share a room with my younger brother. When I was 12 ish I started watching porn whilst he was asleep in the bed behind me. One time, it turns out he wasn't asleep. And watched the whole thing, describing it all in detail to my parents the next day.


MOTHER****ING ****!!!!


Suffice to say, I haven't watched porn in the last 3 years. Sort'a

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#26
HAHA I forgot the most embarrasing thing my sister has done..

She asked my mum what a pedophile is, and to avoid awkwardness my mum simply replied "Someone who is mean to children".


Now i'm not exactly the most loving older sister.. and so with this misguidance my 10 year old sister decided to put as her facebook status something along the lines of:

"Hollie Garwood (me) is a horrible pedophile, she does mean stuff to me all the time!"

#27
About half an hour ago, me and my sister were driving home and we were talking about our darkest moment. She brought up when I was about 15, being busted for having weed (I know, I know, I thought it was cool). I found that very awkward. I turned it around quickly when she asked me what I think her darkest moment was. I said "birth" and she bust out laughing.
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#28
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HAHA I forgot the most embarrasing thing my sister has done..

She asked my mum what a pedophile is, and to avoid awkwardness my mum simply replied "Someone who is mean to children".


Now i'm not exactly the most loving older sister.. and so with this misguidance my 10 year old sister decided to put as her facebook status something along the lines of:

"Hollie Garwood (me) is a horrible pedophile, she does mean stuff to me all the time!"






How old was she?

EDIT: nvm, just noticed. Your mum is useless with euphemisms.

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#30
That's just stalking ^

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#31
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#33
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#34
Well my sister is older than me and has had a lot of nob... as a 17 year old virgin it's pretty awkward when she asks questions about my 'romantic' life. Yesterday she rang me, and I was out with a girl mate and she was just like "use protection!"

I was just thinking 'I fucking wish!'
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#36
Me: The Egyptians believed that their god, Atum, created the universe by masturbating it into existence.
Brother:Well in that case I'm off to create a new universe! *leaves*
#37
When my brother came home drunk from the movie Waiting, he brained me. I was like, "Why are you watching me poop?"
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#38
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Me: The Egyptians believed that their god, Atum, created the universe by masturbating it into existence.
Brother:Well in that case I'm off to create a new universe! *leaves*

#39
I used to burrow my bro's laptop a lot cuz I didn't have one. I obviously went on porn. One day, unbeknown to me, he got this software that tracks everything on the computer. What time it was turned on, what keys were pressed, how many times the mouse was clicked. EVERYTHING. I happened to knock one off that night, deleted my search history. Done. I was safe. Next day he took his laptop into school to show this software to twenty of his closest friends... Now that was awkward, especially as they all knew who I was. I was known as Shauno porno for about a year
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