#1
Hope you had a great one!!!!!
I got you a cake somebody put way to much effort into making-
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#2
I got you some tar soap.
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#3
Happy birthday bro!
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#4
I got you hot Samus.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#6
Happy Birthday! Though I don't know you very well

Anyways! You can have some Birthday sex!


From Kensai
You belong in a museum.

Do you Enjoy Forza, and wish to be in an in game Club?! Look no further! Please, join.. there is no one else!
#7
I got you some...


To be honest, I have no idea what it is but I hope you'll like it.