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#1
So for some reason as I don't take a course for special children, a small section of my summer college work is to write a short story (about 150-ish words) on a letter we picked out of a bag. It can be about anything as long as the letter is involved and it can be as humerous as desired.

The first thing I thought when we were told was "the Pit would come up with some amazing stuff!". So I decided to give you this challenge and see what you can come up with. (Your stories will/ may be used)

Also the letter I picked is 'J'

Edit: Please no "J is for rude thing beginning with J", I expect you guys to be humerous without penis references... well I don't but I'd like to see you write actual stories.
Last edited by hobson111 at Jun 13, 2010,
#4
i think Jackal is offline right now so you're pretty much screwed

EDIT: make it about Jackal, the great mind of the pit!
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#5
J is for Jell-O
And Jell-O is f*cking delicious.
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#8
I do my homework. You should do your homework.
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#10
Jack Nicholson!
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#11
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I do my homework. You should do your homework.

Although that seems what I've made the thread for, I also thought it would be fun to see what people come up with and.. who am I kidding?
#12
give me until tomorrow. i will think of the most awesome and face melting thing youve ever hear

edit: jews is also a J
#14
So we just come up with words beginning with J? This is the worst thread ever.



Jizz
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#18
Jack jumped on his friend Jalal who often jammed with him. However Jalal had a large secret, A VERY LARGE SECRET IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Jalal was a box of orange juice.

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#21
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So we just come up with words beginning with J? This is the worst thread ever.

Not words, stories about the letter J

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J is for Just do you own damn homework.

I can't say I didn't laugh at this.
#24
Just write the episode "My Princess" from Scrubs. Guess where the "J" is.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#25
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that aRe teh funniesT thing evah!!!!11!!eleven


J is for the Jurassic Era, where a Dino named Jacob is faced to defeat his opponent in a Jousting battle.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
Last edited by AeroRocker at Jun 13, 2010,
#27
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J is for Jesus, but it's also for Jews. But, I thought Jews hate Jesus?!


Jesus was a Jew, he's like, Jesus the Jumbo Jew!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#28
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Jesus was a Jew, he's like, Jesus the Jumbo Jew!


Here's the opening line to your story.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Jun 13, 2010,
#29
Jamiroqui juicing jumbo jumping beans for a jubilant Jesus.
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#30
Serious answer? Write a story based on Devil Went Down to Georgia, but from Johnny's perspective. It's a bit of s stretch on the prompt, but it might actually be really cool.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#31
John.

It's rude because in the story, he'd have his cock in his hand.

EDIT: Oh, I thought "rude thing beginning with J" was what you were given. I don't know, jelly, jews, juggling, jam, anything.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Jun 13, 2010,
#32
Do a story about Joe Satriani, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck, and Jaco Pastorius.

And they're called Jaco and the J's!
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#34
J is for joint.

Context:

Pass the j

Light up that j, brotha

You can roach that j, it's gettin' hard to hit

Holy **** that's a massive j

3 J's for 10 bucks?
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#35
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#36
Do you mean as in the Sesame street style story about the letter J. Or something that starts with J.
#38
Jumping Jack Flash Jizzed on Jesus's Jacket. John Judged Jack for this. John jogged during a Jewish J-holiday......... You should write a story using J's that are silen or "H" sounding. Juan or Jose.
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