Bah haha
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
that's not funny at all.
I sincerely hope a BMX drops on your mum's head.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
You spelt ban wrong. Youtube thread, go.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.