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#1
Hey guys, just did a typo to a friend. I was meant to ask if she smelt nice (not creepy, no never), but I accidentally asked if she smelt ice.

Well, I bet you guys have much better ones, so shoot!
#2
creepy thing to say do. That typo did you a favour.
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#3
I tried to ask a girl how her sick aunt was and due to predictive text I put; How is your cunt?
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Last edited by Todd Hart at Jun 14, 2010,
#4
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I tried to ask a girl how her sick aunt was and due to predictive text I put; How is your cunt?



Sin instead of son.
#7
One I always make involves the word 'sec'. An example of my little typo:

"Yo, dude, can you get me a link to that video of a dog drinking petroleum?"
"Yeah, gimme a sex."
"Woah, bit quick there, man, never mind."
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#9
What I wanted to say: Hey, comin' in town?
Predictive text said: Hey, bonin' in town?
#10
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I tried to ask a girl how her sick aunt was and due to predictive text I put; How is your cunt?



Normally it's normally the opposite for me.

"Man, that security guard was a right aunt."
#12
I rmember once on msn, typing words backwards, my brain just randomly short circuited, lol
#13
Well, if you press the letters 'T' and 'O' really fast and clumsily, it is actually possibly to write 'TYPO' instead of 'TO', which I have done on several occasions. Even my TYPOs are typos.

I once got a txt from a friend that said I needed to check my 'hot male account'.

Not really a typo but: at a bar my friend (totally sober) said, " Can I have a bourbon and ****?" He was really embarrassed, and the bartender thought he was being a smartarse and refused to serve him any more that night.
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#15
i was doing a math problem in front of the class on our smart board and instead of the
sec(x), i put sex...
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#17
Not a typo but reminds me of this time.

I got a hold of one of my mates phones when I was drunk and started texting random chicks asking if they wanna ****?

The very first chick I messaged ended up being his aunty.

He wasnt very happy to say the least.
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#18
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I tried to ask a girl how her sick aunt was and due to predictive text I put; How is your cunt?

Beloved cunt?!

Also when using predictive text "nun" comes up before "mum". why the fuck would I need to use "nun" more than "mum"?

Me: Yea mate my nun will take us there
Mate: You have your own nun?
Me: -.-

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#19
In school one time, we were given a handed out sheets to read from, and there was a typo with the word "Investigation". Now, if you look at the keyboard, the letter 'C' is very close to 'V', which left us with the word "Incestigation".

We had our running joke for the year
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#20
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In school one time, we were given a handed out sheets to read from, and there was a typo with the word "Investigation". Now, if you look at the keyboard, the letter 'C' is very close to 'V', which left us with the word "Incestigation".

We had our running joke for the year




I know a good one, but it makes no sense in English
#21
Recently my iPad autocorrected "oooo" to "poop" when I was talking to a cute chick. Fml
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#22
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Beloved cunt?!

Also when using predictive text "nun" comes up before "mum". why the fuck would I need to use "nun" more than "mum"?

Me: Yea mate my nun will take us there
Mate: You have your own nun?
Me: -.-

For some reason I got the idea you were like 30.
#23
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For some reason I got the idea you were like 30.

It's still cool to live with your mother when you're 37.

Right guys?


Guys?

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#25
Well, not typo related, but for some reason my phone's predictive text can't spell 'icecream'.
I got this went I texted my friend to get some icecream.
Me - Get the icdcre? for me.
Friend - Ok, I am not getting any more booze for you.
This is why we can't have nice things!
#26
This one time, I was rewriting the Bible for King James of England, and I forgot the "not" in "Thou shalt not commit adultery." That was a little embarrassing to say the least...
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#28
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I wouldn't say it's cool, but I don't have a problem with it.

Nah man, I'm only 20. I use my mum for lifts if we're going out drinking, because drink driving isn't cool.
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This one time, I was rewriting the Bible for King James of England, and I forgot the "not" in "Thou shalt not commit adultery." That was a little embarrassing to say the least...

I remember reading about that somewhere. If Jesus wants me to, then I'm gonna fuck my way to redemption.

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#29
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Well, not typo related, but for some reason my phone's predictive text can't spell 'icecream'.
I got this went I texted my friend to get some icecream.
Me - Get the icdcre? for me.
Friend - Ok, I am not getting any more booze for you.

Ice cream is two words.
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Nah man, I'm only 20. I use my mum for lifts if we're going out drinking, because drink driving isn't cool.

#30
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Sorry man, but it's Drink Driving in Australia and the UK

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
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Nah man, I'm only 20. I use my mum for lifts if we're going out drinking, because drink driving isn't cool.

Yeah I know, I checked your profile. I was 'playing along,' as they say...
#32
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If Jesus wants me to, then I'm gonna fuck my way to redemption.


Never mind Jesus mate, I compel you to!!


My nickname last year before I cut my hair was Jesus...
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#35
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Recently my iPad autocorrected "oooo" to "poop" when I was talking to a cute chick. Fml

Please tell me that was a typo, too.
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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#37
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Please tell me that was a typo, too.


Nope
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#39
i accidently told a girl i wanted to "kick her puppy"

that was embarassing
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#40
"I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

Proper punctuation. USE IT.
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