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#1
Yes indeed! In perhaps one of the greatest Scientific undertakings in history, researchers are to map the genetic code of Mr Osbourne himself. In the hope that his genes may finally allow us to understand just how the hell he is still alive!



Full story:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100614/tod-how-does-he-do-it-boffins-probe-ozzy-870a197.html
Last edited by PeZ546 at Jun 14, 2010,
#2
He isn't alive. He just can talk while being dead. Sleepdeadwalking?
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#3
"bit the head from a rat"


It were a bat

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#5
Ozzy famously bit the head off a rat while performing with Black Sabbath


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#6
Amazing. So they're going to put A Bit Of Finger up his Wicked World then?

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#7
ahahah fantastic!!

it's actually a good idea believe it or not..we could get some answers =)
#8
That. Is. AWESOME.
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#9
They could be curing cancer... but instead they're looking at Ozzy Ozbourne. Cool.


To be fair though... it is kind of a miracle that he's still alive.
#11
I find it really interesting how some people are just naturally able to take various intoxicants better than others. Should be interesting to find out if it's genetic. We could start breeding babies that could come out of the womb and instead of sticking them on the tit, give 'em a cigar and a bottle of whiskey.
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#12
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They could be curing cancer... but instead they're looking at Ozzy Ozbourne. Cool.


To be fair though... it is kind of a miracle that he's still alive.


Yeah, they moved every scientist from "Cancer Research" to "Find What The Hell's Wrong with Ozzy".
#13
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I think Keith Richards would be a better subject.

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#14
man those scientists must be crazy train to be doing that
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#15
Quote by 20cdndollars
They could be curing cancer... but instead they're looking at Ozzy Ozbourne. Cool.


To be fair though... it is kind of a miracle that he's still alive.


Now yah see, that's one of those sentences that just doesn't make any sense. That would be like me saying, you could have stopped the war, but instead you ate breakfast...
#16
Quote by BeefWellington
I find it really interesting how some people are just naturally able to take various intoxicants better than others. Should be interesting to find out if it's genetic. We could start breeding babies that could come out of the womb and instead of sticking them on the tit, give 'em a cigar and a bottle of whiskey.

#17
I think the situational factor of being born in birmingham will have something to do with it most people here drink too much too early in life.
#18
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Man, those scientists must've been riding a crazy train when they came up with this idea.


Fixed.
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#19


The list at the bottom gets me, because I've always wondered how Keith Richards and Iggy Pop are still alive.

If I was Ozzy, I'd be a little Paranoid about my health.
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#20
with all the drugs and booze he's had over they years, he probably barks at the moon all night babbling in his incoherent voice
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#21
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with all the drugs and booze he's had over they years, he probably barks at the moon all night babbling in his incoherent voice


My first thought was Mama, I'm Coming Home, but I couldn't figure out anything with it.

I bet sometimes when he does drugs, he sees Black Rain
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#23
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They could be curing cancer... but instead they're looking at Ozzy Ozbourne. Cool.


Protip: There is more than one kind of scientist.

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#24
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I think Lemmy would be a better subject.
That dude runs on JD. I reckon if he didn't have a bottle a day he'd fall apart.


JD + coke, and cigarettes.
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#25
Quote by devilskommander
My first thought was Mama, I'm Coming Home, but I couldn't figure out anything with it.

I bet sometimes when he does drugs, he sees Black Rain


What can you say, he's a Miracle Man.
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#27
I bet he has an Electric Funeral planned in his will once he goes Into the Void. Those doctors are gonna be in The Wheels of Confusion if they can't discover anything After Forever.
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#29
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What can you say, he's a Miracle Man.


I don't know, nowadays he's really Down to Earth
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#31
Will they do the probing on the sabbath? Bloody sabbath, if they accidentally hit an artery.
#32
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Will they do the probing on the sabbath? Bloody sabbath, if they accidentally hit an artery.

He's definetely going to be with the Children of the Grave if that happens.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
#33
Maybe they're going to cyberneticall alter him and shoot him into space, like some form of supernaut?
#34
He was probably enchanted by a magical Wizard or some Fairies Wearing Boots when he was an Embryo.
#37
He'll be Flying High if they probe his anus
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#39
I bet if the scientists get any relevant results they'll have at least a Party with the Animals .
#40
Quote by BeefWellington
I find it really interesting how some people are just naturally able to take various intoxicants better than others. Should be interesting to find out if it's genetic. We could start breeding babies that could come out of the womb and instead of sticking them on the tit, give 'em a cigar and a bottle of whiskey.

Those would be some Crazy Babies.
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