#1
i got bored so take anyone, living or dead, put them together to form the ultimate metal band
#2
Alex Kapranos, Johnny Borrell, Michael Stipe, Mariah Carey, Pete Townshend and Sting.


I bet you no-one has thought of this thread before.
#3
Mahler and T Rex.
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#6
Robert Plant and Led Zeppelin...


... I don't really ask for more! Robert, get back rockin' with Page and Jones for Gods sake!
#10
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Synyster Gates, Zacky V, Johnny Christ, M Shadows, The Rev

How is it that in every single incarnation of this goddamn regurgitated shit thread that rears its deformed, inbred head from time to time, there's always this idiot who posts some band's lineup, completely forgetting to be either funny or helpful?

As if to add insult to injury, it's always a shit band as well! This cannot be coincidence, somebody look this shit up!

I want graphs and pie charts, people!
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#12
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Rob flynn,adam duce,dave Mcclain and phil demmel or dime bag.

God damn statistics...
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#13
how about

chuck shuldinger, dave lombardo, tom arraya, and janne wirman
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#14
I would like to hear Elvis and Cash do a duet, and Slash strumming some nice chords in the background while Bonzo shakes the boogie out of the audience. Also Phil Lynnot should be there...
#16
Quote by webbtje
How about Chuck Schuldiner + 3 other cunts.

I'm fairly certain Chuck would have preferred it to be 3 other dicks.
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#17
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How is it that in every single incarnation of this goddamn regurgitated shit thread that rears its deformed, inbred head from time to time, there's always this idiot who posts some band's lineup, completely forgetting to be either funny or helpful?

As if to add insult to injury, it's always a shit band as well! This cannot be coincidence, somebody look this shit up!

I want graphs and pie charts, people!


And what's worse than that?

You get another retard that decides to agree with him, praising him with an "amen!"

And this is why these threads suck.

^ ololol making them men
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#18
Vocals:Sebastian Bach
Rhythm 1:Izzy
Rhythm/ lead: Page
Co-lead:George Lynch
Keyboards: Don Airey
Drums: Bonham (Jason actually)

A) yeahit's more hard rock than metal;
B) can you tell I've been around awhile and
C) bands do well because they fit and not because fans dream this shit up.
#19
Vocals: Johann Hegg
1st Guitar: Alexei Laiho
2nd Guitar: Phil Demmel
Bass: Arif Miabdolbaghi
Drums: Brann Dailor
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#21
Is this the stoner version of Fantasy Football?

How about Death?

That's about the best metal band you can ask for, really.
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#22
Only if you think metal is best when it veers off into shit.

What's good about a band when it's basically some cunt + hired guns? That's not a band. That's a cunt with some other cunts he doesn't even like.
Last edited by webbtje at Jun 14, 2010,
#23
Ron Jarzombek
Alex Webster
Charlie Zeleny
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#25
Quote by webbtje
Only if you think metal is best when it veers off into shit.

What's good about a band when it's basically some cunt + hired guns? That's not a band. That's a cunt with some other cunts he doesn't even like.


Ehh a few of those cunts went on to make some legendary bands. And the first two Death records are ace!
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#26
Vocals:
Chuck billy
Rhythm Guitar: Mustaine
Lead guitar: Marty freidman
Drums: Igor cavalera

I win
Eh.
#27
vocals- satyr(satyricon)
bass- orion(behemoth)
guitar- Trey Azagthoth(morbid angel)
michael amott(arch enemy,carcass)
drums- hellhamer(mayhem)
#28
theres a band forming in metal heaven right now. Dime was up there on his guitar, now hes joined by dio as a singer, paul as a basist, and the rev as a drummer.