Poll: Would you be a cop for a day?
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Yes
93 78%
No
27 23%
Voters: 120.
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#1
Let's say you could choose suddenly be imbued with all the knowledge, skills, training, experience, etc. to be a cop, but it would only last one day. You would also immediately be in possession of a gun/uniform/car, and all the other cops at the police dept would regonize you as one of their own. Would you be a cop for a day?

Personally, I think it would be pretty sweet to possess that kind of authority for a day.
#2
Definitely yes. I'd clean the scum up from the streets with my fists of justice.
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#3
Yeah. I'd use what I've learned from Cops and movies to apprehend the big shots of the criminal world.
#4
As long as I could be Robocop.
Seriously, every single person I meet - "stay out of trouble"; "your move creep"
#6
It would be kind of fun just to mess around with random citizens but if I actually had to respond to a robbery or something then I wouldn't want to have anything to do with being a police officer.
#7
Yep, just so I can walk up to hot chicks and yell " Fuck tha police!" and wink.
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#8
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yup, cops in my town can have a free mcdonalds meal

I might consider it, as long as I didn't have to eat that crap.
#10
Yeah, although i know someone who is a cop (i haven't actually seen him in ages, fell out of contact), he said alot of it involves boring paperwork, all that kind of thing.
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#11
cosidering my dad is a cop... i say no.

having to work crazy ass shifts, getting calls at all hours of the night. getting paid in garbage (well its cash just not alot of it) and having to work overtime to support your family and spending almost no time with your family or friends. having people piss sh!t and vomit in your police cruiser. having to do hours worth of paper work....

sounds like a blast

but there is one benifit.

"MEOW !"
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#12
I'd go around busting stoners and stealing weed.
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#14
Sure. At one point I thought about becoming a cop. I've changed my mind, but I still wouldn't mind experiencing it.
#15


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Definitely, yes.
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#16
Yes. I'd pretty much try any job that isn't normal for a day.

That might even help deciding what will I become in the future. It would be cool to try being a police, a teacher, a lawyer, anything really. But just for one day.
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#17
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I might consider it, as long as I didn't have to eat that crap.


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#18
No, cops in the England don't get guns
But I know someone who in the Firearms Squads, that sound interesting
#19
I would, just so I could sodomize little boys.
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#20
If it was just for a day, I would shirk my duties, and go get a bunch of free donuts, then shoot stuff.
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#21
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Definitely yes. I'd clean the scum up from the streets with my fists of justice.

Exactly this.


Except I couldn't tell whether he was joking or not, but I mean literally.
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#22
Who needs the police when I can already ride around on a motorcycle dishing out my unique brand of vigilante justice?
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#23
Sure, except some day I intend to embark on it as a career.
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#25
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Who needs the police when I can already ride around on a motorcycle dishing out my unique brand of vigilante justice?

Police comes with a uniform, and you don't have to pay for the petrol you use, or servicing.
#26
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Police comes with a uniform, and you don't have to pay for the petrol you use, or servicing.
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#27
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But you can't beat somebody to death with a piece of rebar.

I bet you could.
#29
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But you can't beat somebody to death with a piece of rebar.


not sure what kind of rebar your using
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#30
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Yep, just so I can walk up to hot chicks and yell " Fuck tha police!" and wink.



I love that song.

But probaly not. While I do think that there should be a police force, I think most cops are corrupted by their power, so no thanks, not even for a day.
#31
Yes.

80's style detective, with a manly moe and spiffy lookin' suspenders.
#33
Well, I'd probably end up being told to blankly stand guard outside Parliament - if I were armed - or sat inside an humid office under a mountain of paperwork.

So, no.
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#34
No,
I'd get tired of waiting for kids with loud systems and tinted windows to roll by just so I could pull them over and fine them.
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#35
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not sure what kind of rebar your using
The kind that can kill a man.
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#38
Definitely. If I wasn't so obsessed with my music it would most likely be my career. My uncle joined the force at 18, is now retired in his 40's and ran for sheriff. My grandfather (other side of the family) was a sheriff and then a jail warden, although before all that he ran moonshine in Kentucky lol. So one side of my family has an Irish cop, the other side has an Appalachian cop.

I've just always been interested in the law enforcement life. I think its one of those things where I would enjoy being tested daily, having to deal with all kinds of crazy situations correctly and what not. Plus it seems like it'd be pretty easy to get into. No college or particular training required. So really it's sort of my "back up" plan, although I have zero intention of ever actually using it.
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#40
Quote by Kensai
Definitely yes. I'd clean the scum up from the streets with my fists of justice.

^This, but instead of "cleaning the scum up from the streets with my fists of justice", I would go around finding people smoking weed and grab the bowl/joint/piece, take a hit, take half of their remaining weed as a "finders fee" and then show them places to smoke where they wont get caught.
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