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#1
so pit i would like to know what you would want your government to do to make things better for its citizens?
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I mean this one time I was jacking it pertty hard and was making noises and what not

You, my friend, are a genius!
#3
Massive killing sprees
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#6
Invade norway.
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#7
legalize pot.

Then we should all get monthly amounts of it, say a pound.
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#11
free handjobs for the blind?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Quote by Kensai
Invade norway.


Invade Sweden.
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oh my god! guitarViking is a genius... respect !!!

I'm GuitarViking! Don't you forget it!
#15
Rap battles.

I'd be about as effective and thrice as entertaining as the House of Commons currently.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#16
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Free balloon day.

I second free balloon day.


I'd also like to see them reenact Lord of The Rings in the town square.
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#17
Cast Scandinavia off into the icy hell of the arctic. RAGE YOUR WARS ELSEWHERE!!!!!!!!!
#21
Bukkake.
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#22
Stop trying to be a parent to the average citizen. It seems to me that many people want the government to take care of things rather than just using their own power to stop what they don't want. A good example would be how drugs are illegal. I personally don't care if they are or aren't because i don't really indulge in any, but if i decided to, i shouldn't be barred by the government because some asshole's brother died from an overdose.

Another example would be when fat people bitch about fast food being unhealthy. Or high fructose corn syrup being unhealthy. Or junk food being unhealthy. My god, if you ate like you had a brain it wouldn't matter.

I'm not a fan of congressmen not reading through the bills they are voting on either.
#24
Crumble and burn.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#25
Laugh at Ed Balls' surname more often. Come on, they must be thinking it.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#29
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Laugh at Ed Balls' surname more often. Come on, they must be thinking it.

During PMQ's, Ed should ask Dave a question(in a really combative fashion), because then Balls would be in his face.
#31
quit and let philosophers/scientists/economists/people actually educated in the field govern instead
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#35
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quit and let philosophers/scientists/economists/people actually educated in the field govern instead

Plato, is that you?
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#38
Deport all illegal immigrants, restore the House of Lords, restrict suffrage, ban abortion, ban homosexual (quasi)marriage, and begin sensible acts of censorship.

Those are just a few things that I would like.
#39
govern

and +1 to rap battles.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#40
Quote by dustyboy316
legalize pot.

Then we should all get monthly amounts of it, say a pound.

/thread

remove all the racist bigots from seats of power. bomb westboro baptist church.
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