#1
Anyone here ever met a Masochist ?
Apparently my best friend likes being slapped around, she asked me to hit her last night...
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Anyone here ever meet one?
Apparently my best friend likes being slapped around, she asked me to hit her last night...

Tell us more TS.
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#4
TS is just making sure he has an alibi for all that domestic abuse...
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#6
I heard Rousseau liked a good spanking.
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#7
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Tell us more TS.



I'm being so serious here it's not even funny

She got all into it and everything
she straight up called me a bitch for not doing it.
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TS is just making sure he has an alibi for all that domestic abuse...

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I wouldn't hit it...
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I wouldn't hit it...


lose the wig and I'm sure he's a silver fox.

Edit: and they are called masochists TS.
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TS is just making sure he has an alibi for all that domestic abuse...



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#16
i don't know anyone like that but apparently hitler had a pee fetish
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#17
My Missus likes when I put my hands on her neck when I'm on top.
and when she was drunk she likes light slaps on her face.
What's up with that btw?
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Anyone here ever met one?
Apparently my best friend likes being slapped around, she asked me to hit her last night...


I think you might've misunderstood her.
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The word you are looking for, TS, is Masochist. Masochism is receiving pleasure in pain. I have never met one, but Till Lindemann is one.



Sorry mate after last nights "Incidents" gotta say I'm a bit drained.
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#20
I actually used to know one. He was...interesting. He was also a sociopath, along with being a masochist.
And maybe, TS, you need to talk to your friend about this. Have a heart-to-heart, so to speak.
#21
well I hear choking scientifically is supposed to boost sexual pleasure because of the lower supply of oxygen.
My missus says she just likes the sensation.
/shrug.
ask her.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
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well I hear choking scientifically is supposed to boost sexual pleasure because of the lower supply of oxygen.
My missus says she just likes the sensation.
/shrug.
ask her.

I think that's specifically erotic-asphyxiation rather than masochism.
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well I hear choking scientifically is supposed to boost sexual pleasure because of the lower supply of oxygen.
My missus says she just likes the sensation.
/shrug.
ask her.



I wonder if David Carradine's sexual pleasure was "boosted" enough
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#24
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I think that's specifically erotic-asphyxiation rather than masochism.


Hmm Yes, it's not exactly painful at all.
I've been reading and it seems it's more an act of dominance and control that women like.
and I don't put much pressure at all, infact she guides me to the amount of pressure.
Same way she likes her hands pulled above her head. or my hand placed on her stomach.

Slapping was only when she was drunk..
bit strange definately, luckily I was drunk too so I didn't hesitate or be awkward.

Edit : Lol@ Carradine comment.
Just a tad not too soon my friend!
RIP David Carradine.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
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#25
It scares me. I also hate it in random pr0nz when a chick and a dude are just making merry and then the dude starts choking her. ultimate turn off.
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#26
I know a girl who's a total Sadist.

I guess if I ever hook up with her, I'll be a Masochist for the night.


Hopefully she doesn't kill me....
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Slapping was only when she was drunk..
bit strange definately, luckily I was drunk too so I didn't hesitate or be awkward.



That's the sort of thing that can kill a relationship - hesitating when the missus asks you to slap her.
#28
I like it sport-wise, I push myself until it hurts, then carry on. Love it. Also, when I broke my knee whilst skiing, I broke down and started laughing.

In conclusion, I like pain. Sometimes.
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#29
I strangely like pain, although it feels awkward when I think about it.

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#30
I got punched in the face by a girl in a circle pit at a Lamb Of God concert.

I fell down with a boner.
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#31
I let my friends hit me and shit, i like it. It's impossible to explain, but it feels good, and bad at the same time. I like not being in control of what happens. Control is so boring. (although i can't stand roller-coasters)
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I got punched in the face by a girl in a circle pit at a Lamb Of God concert.

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#34
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It scares me. I also hate it in random pr0nz when a chick and a dude are just making merry and then the dude starts choking her. ultimate turn off.


Indeed, almost as bad as when a pr0nz feels the need to include camera shots of the dude's face, especially when he finishes, eugh.
Sort of on topic, yeah slight domination either way is fine with me. Kinda like it when a chick wants it that bad. The whole choking thing is dangerous though so be careful TS, depriving your brain of oxygen kills braincells.
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I let my friends hit me and shit, i like it. It's impossible to explain, but it feels good, and bad at the same time. I like not being in control of what happens. Control is so boring. (although i can't stand roller-coasters)

Yeah, I have a friend who bites me a lot. I love it.
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