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#1
If you somehow gathered the ability to stop time dead, on demand, how would you use this, bear in mind that once time has been stopped everything else has stopped aswell, includng other people but you still have all your normal functions - but of course you know this, you all watch TV!

my question is to you lot, if you had this ability, how would you use it.
Personally, i would practice bass a hell of a lot longer than i would in an average day, more than any other person could fit in, ooh and ill go to my local shop and just take a single energy drink a day.
#3
It would be crap, all you would see is light.
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#4
omg what is wrong with your imagination? boring shit

I'd sneak into girl's showers, pull down people's pants and I would bust nuts in people hands and then itch their noses!
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
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#6
Look at loads and loads of girls naked. I say this without a hint of irony. We all would.

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#8
get a mask i can see through, go through peoples houses till I find couple havin sex start tiome, fap, when they notice me stop time and move on :P
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#10
1. I would strip every woman within a 4 kilometer radius (including my mother).
2. I would then proceed to steal things and move to Peru.
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#11
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Look at loads and loads of girls naked. I say this without a hint of irony. We all would.


I see no possible irony...
Wait.



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#12
I'd use it to grope men.
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#14
I'd try to solve world hunger, either by figuring out ways to improve genetically modified plants or simply stealing food from the richer countries and ship them to other places. Probably look at naked girls too.
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#15
Quote by angusfan16
I'd use it to grope women.


This is what everybody was thinking but noone dared to say.
Bold, bold man
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#16
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I'd use it to grope women and Fassa.



Good man! Let it all out.
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#17
Man this has been my ultimate wish for so many years.
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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#18
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So in theory could you play guitar REALLY loudly and no one would hear?


This is how it is for me anyway.


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#19
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So in theory could you play guitar REALLY loudly and no one would hear?

Well, if nothing else moves but you the sound won't move.Actually, you couldn't even move because the air around you stays still, blocking your movement.
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#22
id stick objects in peoples butts just to see their reaction when all the sudden - in their perception - 5 toothbrushes suddenly appear out of their ass... with toothpaste on every head
#23
id stop time and steal all the gear id want, and cars yes lots of cars. maybe just lots of cash instead. oh yeah and look at naked women.
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I mean this one time I was jacking it pertty hard and was making noises and what not

You, my friend, are a genius!
#24
Yes, Id.... no, first Id take a backpack (a big one) and go take all the good drinks and sweets and chocolate from the local stores and hide them in my room, then I pack my bag with toilet paper and condoms and go strip every woman I see and bang them (wont want to hear 3 months later that every woman in our city has a belly). Then Id kick all the retards asses and.... bang the nearby woman and stick the used condom up his ass.

Jonathan

EDIT: oh yeah, and I got a bonder writing this message btw... and Im now heading you know where...
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#25
Quote by mikeyknowsbette
That actually made me laugh


Come on guys, there must be more to this ! you have surely the best power ever and all you do is legally but inappropiately grope girls?


Well, there was this other thing I always wanted to do.......

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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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#27
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^ Become asian?



I am Asian...

Clarified query is clarified.
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#28
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Come on guys, there must be more to this ! you have surely the best power ever and all you do is legally but inappropiately grope girls?


yea...
#29
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...but you still have all your normal functions.


I've always thought about this. In theory, if you stop time but all your body functions remain normal, you would keep getting older. As a side effect of stopping time often, you would turn older faster in "normal" time. Think of it as small leaps of age each time you stop time.

If you consider that... I'd rather not stop time and watch as I become an old fart quicker than anyone else.
Wave goodbye to the past.
You've got your whole life to lead.


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#30
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I see no possible irony...


Bloody hell, here come the irony police again.

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#31
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I've always thought about this. In theory, if you stop time but all your body functions remain normal, you would keep getting older. As a side effect of stopping time often, you would turn older faster in "normal" time. Think of it as small leaps of age each time you stop time.

If you consider that... I'd rather not stop time and watch as I become an old fart quicker than anyone else.

You have no choice, this happens all the time.
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YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#34

It would come in handy...like the day Bernard broke his arm a few days before going on holiday...
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#35
Well, first I would rape certain people.
Then...no, that's pretty much all I'd do.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#37
Well, the usual, grope women, play guitar, fap, and eat loads of food, but I do that now... so


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#38
you all know that when your mid way through raping those girls and putting ' i wish my mother was this dirty' on that scary mans van that you will accidently unfreeze time or something ouch that would bad painful
#39
I would stop time and then never start it again! I'd rule the world MOAGHAOHAHAHAHHA
#40
Freeze time - find a random white supremacist, put on his KKK outfit for him, and cellotape him to a lampost in East London (i live there, it's literally 90% blacks) - Unfreeze time


Freeeze time - Do a shit on a conveyor belt in a super market, unfreeze time, and watch the salespersons face as the turd moves towards them.
There's riddles in the shadows
They're thrown the way that i'd expect
And people never seem to know
What they least suspect is coming next
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