shoop the Truth?

I know there's alot of frustrated Lakers fans out there. Take a shot.

Yes, you are getting your asses WHOOPED btw
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
I believe you meant this:

But yeah, Lakers suck.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
im a lakers fan but damn it im not offended. idk game 5 was more like celtics vs kobe but heyy people learn from mistakes.....not to **** with celtics...??

What the hell is this about??
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
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^Shut up and cover your belly!

it wasn't funny when Stewart said it, why the hell are you idiots trying to force it into a meme?