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#2
Who said God did that? Maybe it was Allah...
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#3
What a shocking revelation.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#4
I guess God really does strike people down.
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#7
what a joker, God clearly has an electric personality

EDIT maybe their relationship just lost its spark
#8
Quote by Zoot Allures
I guess you could say it was stuck by lightning

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
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Should point out that Doctor Rock has a point, by the way - we do have some of the biggest nutters (usually in a funny way) in the country.


Londons Burning!
dahdahdahdahdah!
#9
I reckon he used God's name in vein.

Hey Jesus.
What?
Your dad's gay.
Oh fuck off for God's sake--- *bzzt*

and DocterRock, I get that line in your signature. Frasier rules!
This is why we can't have nice things!
#10
*Converts to Islam*

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#13
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#14
I thought one of the ten commandments was not to make any graven images of anything from heaven. Jesus is from heaven right? Maybe God got pissed.

Or maybe I forgot what the commandment actually said and now I sound like an asshat.
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Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#15
Quote by El Hilliaro
I thought one of the ten commandments was not to make any graven images of anything from heaven. Jesus is from heaven right? Maybe God got pissed.

Or maybe I forgot what the commandment actually said and now I sound like an asshat.

The name is a lie.
#16
I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

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#17
This statue was plain horrible, so it only proves your (not targeted at anyone specifically) highly hypothetical God has good taste.

Also, [insert obligatory pun I'm too bored to think of right now].
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"L'esclave parfait est celui qui croit être libre."

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Last edited by Astyan at Jun 15, 2010,
#18
Well.. to be fair jesus came from a womb..
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I really hope I have a small penis.
#19
Quote by Benadeto
I reckon he used God's name in vein.

Hey Jesus.
What?
Your dad's gay.
Oh fuck off for God's sake--- *bzzt*

and DocterRock, I get that line in your signature. Frasier rules!



Did he inject God's name or something?
Just because it's simple, doesn't mean it's bad.
#21
It sheds some light on the situation.
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and then there's free jazz, which isn't even for musicians.

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As my old guitar teacher once said: Metal really comes from classical music. The only difference is pinch harmonics, double bass, and lyrics about killing goats.
#23
Quote by magicninja_
This just in... Thor hates Jesus.

Fixed
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#24
Quote by ItsOnlyGNR
Ohio FTW.

I'm sure many Christians are shocked by this.

We could charge people to come and see the christians faces.
#27
I thought this was going to be about some crazy shenanigans from our friends at the Westboro Baptist Church.
#29
Well that will be a jilt in the Christian society, it will cause a buzz
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#30
I guess you could say, he got electrocuted.
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Maybe the price tag is clouding your judgment ?
yeah probably. Or the circuits.
#32
Quote by PussyPunk182
I guess you could say, he got electrocuted.

I laughed at this, and I don't know why. I facepalmed so hard I was almost jolted out of my chair.
Quote by TheBurningFish
"OH GOD OH GOD MUM MUM I PISSED MILK OH MY GOD OH MY GOD "

Something like that. All the while, his pants are still about his ankles and his semi erect sausage drips on the carpet as he runs around like a headless chicken...
#34
Quote by CheezMeUp
Who said God did that? Maybe it was Allah...

technically Allah is just Arab word for God and Technically the people who say they worship Allah are talking about the same God that Christians worship they just have a very different perspective on it.
secondly God wouldn't approve of a statue of Jesus because it says in the Bible not to try to make a likeness of God.
EDIT: so there isn't really any irony here because if God commands not to make images in his likeness it would seem fitting for him to strike one down with lightning.
Last edited by Ponyexpress at Jun 15, 2010,
#35
I'm so glad Kentucky isn't so religious anymore. *reads that it's 46% non-religious*

not as much bible stuff thrown everywhere. I've driven on I 75 in Ohio and I don't remember the jesus statue being there... Maybe I just didn't go far enough.
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Once I got out of a pool and it was like 1cm.

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I think there are few people with a less important opinion on women than you.
#36
The Solid Rock Church is an awesome name.

Anyway, I find it funny, in an ironic way. They deserved it for their blind faith.
#38
Does the insurance cover an act of God?

And also, the statue was hideously ugly.
Last edited by T.s.e at Jun 15, 2010,
#39
Quote by RawPower218
Varg did it. Prove me wrong.



Awesome avatar + Awesome user = Win.
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