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#1
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How far would a girl have to go for you to warrant that she 'deserves' getting punched? I'm having a really hard time thinking of a legitimate situation.
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#3
Other than imminent death, never.
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#5
Never.

I've done enough grappling to think that I'd be able to restrain a woman if she was attacking me. Unless she had a knife or something, in which case there'd just be a cloud of dust in my shape left standing there.
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#6
Same situation that I'd hit/punch a guy (that said, I rarely punch anybody). What happened to that whole equal rights thing?
#8
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Same situation that I'd hit/punch a guy. What happened to that whole equal rights thing?

That's a really mature way of looking at it.
#9
Only ever in total self defense.
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#10
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Anyways, probably if she hit me back. I would try my best not to hit a woman out of anger, namely because of my father's influence. I would never beat a girl, I should say. I'd wrestle her down and fart in her face or something, but that's it.
#12
Never, cos most girls have access to nails or heels.

And punching a girl is a no no...


Of course, I might punch a girl very lightly whilst flirting
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#13
I wouldn't hit a girl under any circumstances.

But don't think I'd hesitate to throw an armbar or a wristlock on the b*tch.
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#14
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That's a really mature way of looking at it.


Indeed. I gotta admit, it's kinda rational too.
#15
When she walks out of the kitchen.

lolololololol

no but seriously, unless she wanted to kill me or something, i'd never do it.
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#17
Never, ever, ever. Unless they were trying to kill me.
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#19
As a fellow wimminz there isn't so much stigma for me hitting someone. I would very rarely do it though.


The following things come to mind:

My sister stealing a possession of mine and breaking it.
Some stupid bitch denting my car and then attempting to drive off without leaving insurance details.
A girl in a club letching all over my boyfriend. Infact I'm most likely to do this one because I'd probably be drunk


Really though, most of the time you can solve things in a violence-free way.
#21
When she speaks and she's not spoken to.

lolololololol just kidding.

No really, stfu bitch.


Really though, only if death was imminent, most girls I know are both stronger and more evil than me.
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#24
Never, even if they held a gun up to me I would do nothing but take it out of their hand and restrain them I wouldn't hit a girl.
#26
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If she attacked me with a knife or something I might, but at any rate it would only be enough to get her out of the way and protect myself.


Pretty much this. Unless I was about to suffer serious injury, I wouldn't.
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#27
Only if absolutely necessary, really. Which means restraining her isn't an option for some reason and she's about to injure me and/or a friend/family member.
#29
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Never, even if they held a gun up to me I would do nothing but take it out of their hand and restrain them I wouldn't hit a girl.



Oh yeah, of course!

Jeez, all these people getting shot every day are so stupid. You just take the gun out of their hand!


WHY HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!
#31
Life or death? What if she were about to cut your hand or something off with an axe?
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#32
Well if she was coming at me with a knife, then I would simply headbutt her...they can really do some damage and I am not technically hitting a girl with my hands.

Plus I can be a good slapper, I would slap her if she was attacking me.


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Oh yeah, of course!

Jeez, all these people getting shot every day are so stupid. You just take the gun out of their hand!


WHY HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!

Because he was just avoiding the fact that he was too busy staring down the girl's boobs
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#34
Hit or punch? It'd probably be if she came at me with a weapon that will severely injure or kill me.

In self defense there's nothing wrong with grabbing/holding or shoving if she gets physically violent though.
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#35
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Oh yeah, of course!

Jeez, all these people getting shot every day are so stupid. You just take the gun out of their hand!


WHY HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!


Disarm techniques =D
Depending on distance between you and said shooter obviously
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#36
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Oh yeah, of course!

Jeez, all these people getting shot every day are so stupid. You just take the gun out of their hand!


WHY HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!



hahaha :P:P nice 1
#37
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Disarm techniques =D
Depending on distance between you and said shooter obviously


Bullshit.

If somebody in a dojo is teaching you disarm techniques and instilling in you the sense that you would be able to do it without any trouble in a real life situation, you're a t a ****ing shit dojo.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#39
Quote by metal-murnanes
Disarm techniques =D
Depending on distance between you and said shooter obviously


Well if you really think your reaction times are literally faster than a bullet then that's up to you
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