#1
That's right, people! Today you have an excuse to wear plaid, eat gigantor stacks of flapjacks (Pancakes don't exist on Lumberjack Day, just flapjacks), ride blue oxen, and beat your wives!

Every tree conquered is an addition to your manliness, and you'll probably find another patch of chesthair after every stroke of your axe. Why? Because the Norse gods are rewarding you in keeping with their fine traditions of pillaging, plunder, and deforestation.

Go forth, mighty woodsmen, and show the world what being a man really means!




tl;dr: Be a Lumberjack.
inb4 anymore Monty Python.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by rooster456 at Jun 15, 2010,
#2
I was going to go monty python on this bitch

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#4
But it's National man day here. Which do I follow?
PLAY UP POMPEY

POMPEY PLAY UP!

#5
Quote by rworsl
But it's National man day here. Which do I follow?



It's one in the same, friend.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#7
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
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#8
It's 3 AM on June 16th. Bloody good use this was.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#10
Quote by rooster456


Go forth, mighty woodsmen, and show the world what being a man really means!


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" I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa. "


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#12
Then, I for the next month(ending on June 15, July 2010) Declare national Lumberjack MONTH. Let's see who's man enough to last...
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.