#1
Aite, anne frank is in your loft and the nazi boys are knocking. They will kill you if you're caught harboring jews.

Do you turn her in?

EDIT: If you turn her in, then they'll let you off.

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Last edited by Jiggzy.UK at Jun 15, 2010,
#2
I dont know how I feel about this thread....
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#4
Anne Frank's in my loft, and there's nazi's at my door? I gotta check this shit out.
#5
I thought she was dead? Might as well turn her corpse in otherwise it's gonna make my loft smell funny and bring more unwanted attention.
#6
Turn her in? Well they'll have to wait for when I pay the toilet a visit...
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#9
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#12
Not only would I turn Anne Frank in, I'd scribble and draw penises in her dairy.
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#13
I'd have sex with her for certain.

That is all.
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#16
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I'll take the chance. I couldn't live with myself after turning her in anyway.

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#17
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Aite, anne frank is in your lost and the nazi boys are knocking. They will kill you if you're caught harboring jews.

Do you turn her in?


Wouldn't they see her if she was hiding in a DVD box?
kthxbai.
#19
sorry for pointing out the obvious but if they'd kill me for harbouring a jew, the last thing I'd do is admit to harbouring a jew....
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#21
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Wouldn't they see her if she was hiding in a DVD box?


Nah, in this scenario Lost is the nickname you have given to your loft.

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#22
this thread is not funny, Anne Frankly I find it offensive
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#24
No, as long as they remember to pay the rent.
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#27
She didn't appreciate the vuvuzela I bought her for her birthday, so yes, I would turn her in.
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#28
Depends how many of them there are and how heavily-armed they are.
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#29
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this thread is not funny, Anne Frankly I find it offensive


That is just so original
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#30
Well, I'll probably be running with her, so I can't.

The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes,
But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945.

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#31
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Well, I'll probably be running with her, so I can't.

The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes,
But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945.

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#34
No I wouldn't, here's why

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