#1
Hi Pitmonkey's,

I have some questions;
I will have buttsex with my girlfriend this week ,
do you have any recommodations, suggestions or are there any risks?

Peace & Love
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#4
No, we planned it sort of...
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#5
Make sure she uses plenty of lube and you might want to go for a small strap-on if it's your first time.
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#7
lolololoololololololololololololol
what?
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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#8
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Wash your penis afterwards, else it will smell like shit.

oh yeah, didn't really think about that, she can clean it with her mouth if she likes
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