#1
The lottery?

Im asking this because today would have been the perfect day to win the lottery for me and my family. Mainly because I graduated today.

My dad came in and was like Jake read off the lottery numbers for today.(PA Lottery)
I get to the cash 5 and read 08 16 17 18 20. Dad starts freaking out. He looks at me then goes. )(* &(Q*#&$ ^%*Q# He played that exact number BUT it was for yesterdays drawing.

Aint that a bitch.

Share your close call stories.
#2
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#3
There was this one time...

The numbers I picked were 4 8 15 16 34 42.

Just one number short.
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#5
God, Gyro and Jako, that's a tough break. To be that close...

A friend of mine actually appeared to get $50,000 off a scratch card, but then we realized he was one point off.

We were jumping around so excitedly, then it was like FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
#6
One time I won the lottery for over $100 million. But then some Scottish guy crashed my plane and I got chased by some big-ass cloud of smoke, almost banged some girl from my old mental home, and started seeing the ghost of the hobbit from "The Lord of the Rings". Also, my dad is Cheech Marin.

#7
my dad used to rotate between two sets of numbers i never asked him why
any way once the numbers were for the other set that he didnt buy the lotto for
and then next time the same thing happend with his other set of numbers
there was alot of cursing that followed and he doesnt play the lotto anymore
sad to say my family has always had luck like this
#8
Well I almost bought a lottery ticket.

That's as close as I've gotten.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#10
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my dad used to rotate between two sets of numbers i never asked him why
any way once the numbers were for the other set that he didnt buy the lotto for
and then next time the same thing happend with his other set of numbers
there was alot of cursing that followed and he doesnt play the lotto anymore
sad to say my family has always had luck like this

I read that as a poem.
#11
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I read that as a poem.
holy shit ive been doing this all day
speaking in rhyme btw
#14
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holy shit ive been doing this all day
speaking in rhyme btw

You ass

I see what you did there...
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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

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#15
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You ass

I see what you did there...

if you cant tell it also annoyd my freinds