#1
So this is 100% serious.
Do you wipe your ass from the front or do you wipe from the back?
I honestly wipe from the front because my ass is to large and I can't do otherwise. But me and my friends were talking about it and they both wipe from behind. Honestly i think that is queer but i could be wrong.
Give me some feedback so i know I'm not alone.
#4

your ass is too big to wipe from the back?

put a poll up fat ass
im so sorry i just had to.
Last edited by GoodnightHero at Jun 16, 2010,
#8
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Yeah, that seems smart, wipe the fecal matter TOWARDS your sack...


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#10
Sorry TS, but you're wrong, objectively. That's just weird.
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#11
This is epic. If only this thread becomes larger lol. I love that no one has honestly answered your question :P
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i havent shat or had anything to eat in 80 years...so i dont remember
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#13
Quote by asator
Sorry TS, but you're wrong, objectively. That's just weird.


It doesn't feel weird, I've wiped my ass that way my whole life.
I couldn't see going back now, It's like jacking off with your right hand for me, it don't feel good. Also ladies, dose it even matter? Or dose running the risk of forearm vagoogoo action not sound awesome?
#15
I really really could go without this information at 9:15 in the morning... but hee it's the pit, so it's my own fault...

*goes to drink loads of coffee and smoke a lot of sigarets to banish this memory....*
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#16
Quote by TheQuailman
I have a slave in a gimp suit to do it for me, but I never pay attention. I do, however, get a kiss on the butt cheeks when he's done.


Dose he have nice lips?
And on topic maybe you could ask the gimp how he wipes his own ass, I'm sure he doesn't just wipe your ass.
#17
Quote by levi.lydat
And on topic maybe you could ask the gimp how he wipes his own ass

The gimp's sleeping.
#18
Ddue from the front? really?

I cannot even begin to imagine how weird that is...
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

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#20
if you wipe from the front, don't you wipe dick all up your forearm?
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#23
Quote by southpaw91
if you wipe from the front, don't you wipe dick all up your forearm?


Aahaha, my though!
#24
For as long as i can remember, after i '' drop the load '', i bend over and wipe the shit towards my ass


It's just normal practice now
#25
Quote by southpaw91
if you wipe from the front, don't you wipe dick all up your forearm?

Depends - do you stick your arm in your ass when wiping?
#26
I wipe from behind, but my question is, have you ever gotten freaky with your balls whilst you're holding them?
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#27
I feel tempted to try this out now...
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