#5
Make out that he is gay: get him to follow so you are 'less suspicious' of him. Convince everyone that he is gay (apart from your wife) and then make him suffer an accident.

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#7
"Feels good man"

Nah I would probly not say anything and just pack my shit and move out without her knowing,leaving the wife devastated and feeling like shit for a long time.

I think the females don't cop enough blame in these situations.
#9
No. 6 was the funniest.

6. Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not retarded.
#12
I guess I was the only one who found it amusing.
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#13
I found it hilarious.
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ass K. Ikcer."
"Ass K. Icker who?"
*Making with the punching and the kicking and the whatsit*
"Me."

Or alternately,

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*Punching*
"Stop being an idiot."

Or,

"Knock knock."
"Who's the--"
*Punchy*
"Shut the hell up."

Or something like that. I've always found that knock-knock jokes turn into great love-hate Ahnald-style one-liners.
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#16
I would love to see the reaction of the second guy when he first started reading that.
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#22
I'd take a picture and tell him to keep the bitch.

Number 6 and the note after 9 are the funnier parts.
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#23
That guy's a genious.
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