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A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

Ok wtf?

Oh and who else here thought "coreysmonster what the hell...?" when seeing the headline?
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#2
"A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said."

I've never been a fan of surreal news.

It's like a real life mad-lib.

Edit: I was initially confused as to why he escaped on a bulldozer, but it's probably due to him being a little hot under the collar and having no time to paws for thought.
Last edited by red157 at Jun 16, 2010,
#5
Give that dog 2-3 years and that could have been very badass, if it were raised by wolves and had 2-inch long canines.
#6



That, and this, is all.

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#7
Escaped Hell's Angels on a bulldozer? Don't they have Harley Davidson's and stuff? Surely they can catch him. I doubt they'd beat him up for mooning them, but hopefully for throwing a puppy I mean...



Throw that at hairy, butch bikers that will literally rape you into next week? No thanks... Poor puppy
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yeah, that ****ing cabbage can't do anytihng right.

Also, sorry to say this Kensai, but "üsæ thë sëårchbär ololöl."; there is another thread on this already.
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#10
I was hoping the student would get in a fight with the bikers, but I suppose his bark was worse than his bite.

>_>
#12
I know exactly why he did it.


Anne Frankly, I empathize.
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Quote by red157
Edit: I was initially confused as to why he escaped on a bulldozer, but it's probably due to him being a little hot under the collar and having no time to paws for thought.


ಠ_ಠ

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yeah, that ****ing cabbage can't do anytihng right.

Also, sorry to say this Kensai, but "üsæ thë sëårchbär ololöl."; there is another thread on this already.

I did but I didn't find any
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#14
Was the dog a Frankfurter?
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#16
Wow... this is the best news I've ever heard.
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Dog's got one small dick
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#20
Did the bikers procede to punt the dog?

IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
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#24
I saw 'puppy thrown' and 'biker' and instantly thought of this.



That being said this has to be one of the best news articles I've read in a while. How do you escape a herd of bikers on a bulldozer that probably does like 30mph?
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#25
Quote by padgea7x
Dog's got one small dick

Trust you to notice.

Although, you can talk, what with Joanne dwarfing everyone up in this bitch.

That is, except me.

>.>
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

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#27
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I saw 'puppy thrown' and 'biker' and instantly thought of this.



That being said this has to be one of the best news articles I've read in a while. How do you escape a herd of bikers on a bulldozer that probably does like 30mph?

Me too
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Trust you to notice.


Oh come on, I can't of been the only one checking it's dick?

Although, you can talk, what with Joanne dwarfing everyone up in this bitch.

That is, except me.

>.>


Bitch better be jesting.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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Anne Frankly, I empathize.


So it begins.
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#33
I'd have stolen a buldozer too.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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Oh come on, I can't of been the only one checking it's dick?


Bitch better be jesting.

I can safely say that I didn't notice it's equatorial appendage until you remarked upon it.

Jesting? I think not. Joanne ain't got shit on Artorius.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

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#35
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I can safely say that I didn't notice it's equatorial appendage until you remarked upon it.

Jesting? I think not. Joanne ain't got shit on Artorius.


Artorius is a name to cool to compete with
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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"We lost the puppy! We gotta go back!"




Nice.
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Artorius is a name to cool to compete with

Be not ashamed. I have many skills, and naming penises happens to be one of them.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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