#1
In the original Pokemon Red/Blue, you find your rival (personally I like to call him "DICKS") in Lavender Town, inside the Pokemon graveyard. Up to this point, you always saw him with a Ratatta or Raticate. He no longer has it in the fifth battle. The Raticate sustained serious injuries on the SS Anne in the last battle, and amidst the crowding and confusion on the ship he couldn't make it in time.

You killed your rival's Raticate.

Then, to add insult to injury, you humiliated him at its resting place while he greived.

Despite all this, your rival doesn't outwardly tell you he feels you're responsible. His child-like innocence gone, he channels all that motivation into becoming a better trainer and beating the Elite Four. When he finally does, you usurp him within moments of his victory. After you beat him for the last time, Prof. Oak scolds him for not being good enough. Keep in mind that Oak is your rival's grandfather. Then you receive Oak's praise yourself.

In the course of the game, you are required to kill one of his best friends, crush his dreams and steal the love of his grandfather.

Oh. And he has no parents. You did all that to an orphan.
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#5
Old childhood killing story, douchebro.
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#6
Seen it on 4chan. Not funny then, not funny now.


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#7
Did you realize this yourself?

EDIT: I guess not, well why would he keep using Raticate? It didn't die, it just sucks.
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#8
Fuck that kid, he started it.
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#9
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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#11
Older than your mom. Not to mention there's nothing to discuss.

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#15
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Stupid 09'ers


The fact that he is an 09'er is irrelevant. It is now halfway through 2010, and we don't even make fun of 10'ers anymore.

And i'm not just saying this because I'm an 09'er.
#16
This thread is evidence that the interbutts are everywhere.

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