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#1
Rollin in da deep, rollin wit ma peeps, UG chillin in da hood like we goin creep, smokin up a treat; of tha bomb ass green, they can call me cheech, when I blow the reef, like a boat on the beach. Then we gonna skreech, bayside? Nah, them kids is weak. Any forum catch beef; gonna have step to we, n they goin skeet skeet when they see us shredin up the streets. Take a seat, cuz other forums ain't ready for this leap.

What it look like when when doin up dem scales, raisin mad hell; even rain gonna have to melt.
What it do? You wanna catch up a silly side, go ahead n try, we got fingers faster then mcfly.

What it look like when when doin up dem scales, raisin mad hell; even rain gonna have to melt.
What it do? You wanna catch up a silly side, go ahead n try, we got fingers faster then mcfly.

So pit. I got bored and I decided to freestyle this. It contains a verse and a repeated chorus. I want to see your verses about UG and the pit off of the top of your head since im at work and im bored like a maaafugga.

So participate or not, but it'll be fun. :p
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#2
Thine behold one rolling?

Lo, and the other lads be hating. Gallivanting around, attempting to catch me cycling in an unsavory fashion.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#3
i roll liek a boss
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I got my sister pregnant once. Yeah, that was awkward, but mostly because she's 6 years younger than me.
#4
Yo, UG is good and I approve of the majority of what happens here.

Peace
UG'S SEXIEST TRANNY 2010

UG'S 3rd HOTTEST CROSSDRESSER 2011
#5
Ug Ftw
Marshall amplifiers are the truest purveyors of rock and roll known to man.

"And give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer, and he doesn't become whoever, you know. He doesn't become us."

Holy crap, check this out!
#6
Its a pit, an abyss, its a hole
Unlike the US, who can't hit a goal

I've got more +1's than Mario
And they be quoting my posts with "ROFLMAO"

Just like Anthony K, I be under the bridge
Just a trolling, and a loling and "Icwutudid"

All them haters be hating, all them bitches them waving
And i've got Kensai in the back smacking on a Cajun
#7
Quote by JacobTheMe
Its a pit, an abyss, its a hole
Unlike the US, who can't hit a goal

I've got more +1's than Mario
And they be quoting my posts with "ROFLMAO"

Just like Anthony K, I be under the bridge
Just a trolling, and a loling and "Icwutudid"

All them haters be hating, all them bitches them waving
And i've got Kensai in the back smacking on a Cajun


Proper respect.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#8
Quote by JacobTheMe
Its a pit, an abyss, its a hole
Unlike the US, who can't hit a goal

I've got more +1's than Mario
And they be quoting my posts with "ROFLMAO"

Just like Anthony K, I be under the bridge
Just a trolling, and a loling and "Icwutudid"

All them haters be hating, all them bitches them waving
And i've got Kensai in the back smacking on a Cajun

Holy shit.

Close the thread, you win.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#10
Perusing around an opium den
With my favourite gentlemen
Rolling around looking for a fight
Beating up Ladies Of The Night
No idea when enough is enough
Dishing out some fisticuffs
Taking coke in moderate quantities
Drinking brandy and selling my niece

Reppin' Whitechapel. Big up to my main man Lord Asquith, peace.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#12
They see me rolling
They craving
And roaring and trying to make me pass the dutchie
Trying to make me pass the dutchie!
Trying to make me pass the dutchie!
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#13
I cant play guitar
I cant afford a car
I walk to my shows no matter how far
Im tired of ****in rap and all this shitty rock
All these wanna bs can suck my ****
{[WD Punk]}
#14
Quote by JacobTheMe
Its a pit, an abyss, its a hole
Unlike the US, who can't hit a goal

I've got more +1's than Mario
And they be quoting my posts with "ROFLMAO"

Just like Anthony K, I be under the bridge
Just a trolling, and a loling and "Icwutudid"

All them haters be hating, all them bitches them waving
And i've got Kensai in the back smacking on a Cajun

Read this in Aesop Rock's voice. ****in great.
#15
This is u ****in g
I'm so cool, I got ur girlfriend ****in me
that's right bitch,
rock and rap is my niche,
so **** off,
and sit down,
well rob u like Bernie madoff,
and we gon' burn the roof of this whole ****in town,
so mother****ers take a step back,
dese niggas got guitar skills that u lack,
we listen to metal and rock,
don't make me mad, I'll take out my glock,
were too elitist for you,
so just run home and cry, Jew,
our sick rhymes will make you fall,
now Ima shred on my Gibson Les paul!

Word and respect!

Possibly to be continued...
#16
Quote by Slashestranged
This is u ****in g
I'm so cool, I got ur girlfriend ****in me
that's right bitch,
rock and rap is my niche,
so **** off,
and sit down,
well rob u like Bernie madoff,
and we gon' burn the roof of this whole ****in town,
so mother****ers take a step back,
dese niggas got guitar skills that u lack,
we listen to metal and rock,
don't make me mad, I'll take out my glock,
were too elitist for you,
so just run home and cry, Jew,
our sick rhymes will make you fall,
now Ima shred on my Gibson Les paul!


Word and respect!

Possibly to be continued...

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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#17
Quote by hippiebass
Read this in Aesop Rock's voice. ****in great.


Thanks. Just off the top of my head.

I don't like admiting it on UG normally, because of the shitstorm that it usually ensures, but I actually rap occasionally. My friend is a rapper (i've played drums for her live before which was pretty cool) and we sometimes get together and freestyle. Its a lot of fun.
#18
So I open this thread expectin' noob ass muthafukkas,
spittin rhymes, dumb ass lines, like ordinary suckas,
So I replied to this shit make em' turn up the heat,
My words is dope, my style, you will not beat,

Trying to emphasize these bitches' mediocrity,
Cant keep up, understand, be on par with me, see?
Bitches trollin' cummin blood, shooping dicks on faces,
Mods be lurkin' whilst im surfin' tryin to find them racists

Some dumb ass 10'ers asking questions, enter the pit
I've been around, know the drill, show them they dont fit
*reported* be my sign, nothing better to do,
than suck a mod's ****, and tell on you.

Lets talk religion, current affairs, and general news
Two pages in: Shoops of retards, and people actin' fools

I'ma finish ma rhymes, fap to pr0nz and pass the mic
bitch please there aint nothin more to like.
BROCCOLIS
I ated them all.
#20
Quote by JacobTheMe
Thanks. Just off the top of my head.

I don't like admiting it on UG normally, because of the shitstorm that it usually ensures, but I actually rap occasionally. My friend is a rapper (i've played drums for her live before which was pretty cool) and we sometimes get together and freestyle. Its a lot of fun.

People used to freestyle at my school during lunch. I really enjoyed listening to them.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#21
Quote by JacobTheMe
Thanks. Just off the top of my head.

I don't like admiting it on UG normally, because of the shitstorm that it usually ensures, but I actually rap occasionally. My friend is a rapper (i've played drums for her live before which was pretty cool) and we sometimes get together and freestyle. Its a lot of fun.

I'm a rapper, and don't even really play much guitar anymore. I just come to UG for you mo'fuckas in the Pit.
#22
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I'm a rapper, and don't even really play much guitar anymore. I just come to UG for you mo'fuckas in the Pit.


I actually don't play it much either anymore. Ukulele kicks so much more ass.

I am actually interested in getting into the hip-hop world a bit more. I don't know what race you are, so I don't know if you can really help. But how can you make a name for yourself in hip-hop while being white? I know it seems like a stupid question, but it just seems like whenever I tell anybody that I am interested in hip-hop, they assume I want to be K-Fed or Vanilla Ice or something.
#23
Quote by JacobTheMe
I actually don't play it much either anymore. Ukulele kicks so much more ass.

I am actually interested in getting into the hip-hop world a bit more. I don't know what race you are, so I don't know if you can really help. But how can you make a name for yourself in hip-hop while being white? I know it seems like a stupid question, but it just seems like whenever I tell anybody that I am interested in hip-hop, they assume I want to be K-Fed or Vanilla Ice or something.

You have to be good to show them you mean business.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#24
Quote by JacobTheMe
I actually don't play it much either anymore. Ukulele kicks so much more ass.

I am actually interested in getting into the hip-hop world a bit more. I don't know what race you are, so I don't know if you can really help. But how can you make a name for yourself in hip-hop while being white? I know it seems like a stupid question, but it just seems like whenever I tell anybody that I am interested in hip-hop, they assume I want to be K-Fed or Vanilla Ice or something.



I'm white. Though I can honestly say I've never been compared to K-Fed or Vanilla Ice. However, you can't be white and be a rapper without being compared to Eminem. Which I hate. As to answering your question, I have no idea. I just got into rapping myself (though I've been listening to it much longer). But in my opinion, staying underground is the best option to go if you want to be taken seriously.
#25
I love when mods get drunk.

edit: Nelsean, your drunk at work? For shame man for shame. We all know mods don't make threads unless they're going to blackout if they have one more drop of alcohol. Wait, you have work that isn't UG!? MADNESS

/not contributing cuz I ain't got no mad rhymez and my beatz ain't too funky dawg.
Last edited by cornmancer at Jun 17, 2010,
#26
This is u ****in g
I'm so cool, I got ur girlfriend ****in me
that's right bitch,
rock and rap is my niche,
so **** off,
and sit down,
well rob u like Bernie madoff,
and we gon' burn the roof of this whole ****in town,
so mother****ers take a step back,
dese niggas got guitar skills that u lack,
we listen to metal and rock,
don't make me mad, I'll take out my glock,
were too elitist for you,
so just run home and cry, Jew,
our sick rhymes will make you fall,
now Ima shred on my Gibson Les paul!
Ima play my licks, and Ima lick yo girls pussy,
strugglin to diggs out what that last line meant u prolly thinkin, "lolwut?"
while u trippin, I doin her up the butt,
that last line prolly gave u an erection,
now stand an watch as I salivate her midsection,
this ain't no fiction,
I got no rules, no diction,
watch out cuz Ima knock u down with my power chords,
u survived? Thanks the lords,
we like metal cuz we so br00t4lz,
we so paid, we don't live like frugals,
wearin tight pants,
gettin in the pants,
of all your aunts,
we approve the legalization of marijauna,
well bang yo girl in a supa hot sauna,


Word and respect!

Possibly to be continued...
#27
I wish I could rap (like Jacobtheme). I've written one rap in my life. It was about sweaters. Um, maybe I''l think of something later...
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I love you!


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You live in Australia.


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#28
I troll harder than Fassa, but you all buy in. My name isn't red, but I always win. I ban like Joseph McCarthy, but I save like the Lord. I once spoke to Kensai, but I quickly got bored. I got into a debate with Meths, and he conceded defeat. I don't often spit rhymes, so consider this a treat. I'm not as old as Jackal58, but I'm wiser than my years. I'm witty as hell, it'll bring you to tears. I'm the jewel of the mod team, I'm the illest dude around. The Pit beckons to my call, and they all bow down. So call me daytripper, because I'm fucking ace. Now get out of my way or I CRUSH YOUR FACE!
#29
Quote by daytripper75
I troll harder than Fassa, but you all buy in. My name isn't red, but I always win. I ban like Joseph McCarthy, but I save like the Lord. I once spoke to Kensai, but I quickly got bored. I got into a debate with Meths, and he conceded defeat. I don't often spit rhymes, so consider this a treat. I'm not as old as Jackal58, but I'm wiser than my years. I'm witty as hell, it'll bring you to tears. I'm the jewel of the mod team, I'm the illest dude around. The Pit beckons to my call, and they all bow down. So call me daytripper, because I'm fucking ace. Now get out of my way or I CRUSH YOUR FACE!

#30
Yeah well half the Pit's lurking
All while Nelsean is working
I signed in just for this
Cause I think it's great shit

Once you go UG black
You never go back
I laugh at bitches running classic
That shit is jurassic


Forum freestyling
Has got pit monkeys smiling


kinda short but i'm happy with it
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


Lucid Dreaming Thread
Last edited by chaos13 at Jun 17, 2010,
#31
Quote by chaos13
Yeah well half the Pit's lurking
All while Nelsean is working
I signed in just for this
Cause I think it's great shit

Once you go UG black
You never go back
I laugh at bitches running classic
That shit is jurassic


Forum freestyling
Has got pit monkeys smiling


kinda short but i'm happy with it

You get props, that wasn't bad.
Quote by Fassa Albrecht



I love you!


Quote by jibran
You live in Australia.


Bill Frisell Group
#32
I'm sittin' on my ass havin' a blast
browsin' the pit and laughing at funny shit
I've got nothin' better to do; I gotta lot a time
So i figure I'll post this weak ass rhyme

You know not many like rap here
But I love it; it ain't nothin' to fear
It works out your brain; makes you think
Fuck Lil' Wayne; that nigga stink
He can't rhyme for shit but neither can I
At least I don't claim to be the best
Better than the rest
Fuck that arrogant shit
I ain't a weak little two bit
You wanna step to me, you better step good
All my homies are here; UG is my hood
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
Last edited by RockGuitar92 at Jun 17, 2010,
#33
Quote by daytripper75
I troll harder than Fassa, but you all buy in. My name isn't red, but I always win. I ban like Joseph McCarthy, but I save like the Lord. I once spoke to Kensai, but I quickly got bored. I got into a debate with Meths, and he conceded defeat. I don't often spit rhymes, so consider this a treat. I'm not as old as Jackal58, but I'm wiser than my years. I'm witty as hell, it'll bring you to tears. I'm the jewel of the mod team, I'm the illest dude around. The Pit beckons to my call, and they all bow down. So call me daytripper, because I'm fucking ace. Now get out of my way or I CRUSH YOUR FACE!


Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#34
Daytripper thinks he's so witty and cool,
but in actuality he rhymes like a fool.
Nah, that's a lie he is the best,
and did I mention that he looks just like Johnny Depp.
That's right I just used approximate rhyme.
My flow is explosive like a fuckin' landmine.
So all you other bitches best watch yo backs,
cuz Daytripper and I are about to attack.
Yo, if you think we're wack,
we gonna come at you like fuckin' psychopaths.
You have shitty ass beats,
and yo not elite.
So while we get pussy your at home beatin' yo meat.


Word, suckas.
Last edited by GuitarGod_92 at Jun 17, 2010,
#35
Quote by daytripper75
I troll harder than Fassa, but you all buy in. My name isn't red, but I always win. I ban like Joseph McCarthy, but I save like the Lord. I once spoke to Kensai, but I quickly got bored. I got into a debate with Meths, and he conceded defeat. I don't often spit rhymes, so consider this a treat. I'm not as old as Jackal58, but I'm wiser than my years. I'm witty as hell, it'll bring you to tears. I'm the jewel of the mod team, I'm the illest dude around. The Pit beckons to my call, and they all bow down. So call me daytripper, because I'm fucking ace. Now get out of my way or I CRUSH YOUR FACE!

Is that what I think it is?
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#36
1 thread 2 thread 3 thread 4, i come through ban hammer and all, poppin balls, toppin all, come and get ya jaw snatched off. Try to spam my hood, catch a jooks, cuz we crooks, snappin necks like twiggs and it got you shook. Forum of the banned cuz its planned, got you sad, like a sad panda, man, now your pleain for a freein, and your tryin to believe in that ya brother used ya pass, now you stuck here steady breathin, keep the peace n, we can consider a straight decent approach, to let em know, that you'll be free then, but a perma will leave you here till like three thousand and three, man.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#37
I represent the lyrical paragon
I'd take on Louis Farrakhan in an oratorial marathon
Tear him apart, sell his spare parts on the black market
At a pawn shop wrapped up in strips of his aunt's carpet
I'm a marksman and you're shark-bit, call me the great white
Take a bite outta your verse and regurgitate light
I spit more slime than an oil slick, combine the Valdez
With BP's, compared to me they look like smudges on fleas
Feel the breeze and hear me coming in a flash you're outmatched
I've got an itch to smack a bitch up, fuckers, dare me to scratch?
Won't risk my ass for an asterisk, I ain't a masochist
Performance enhanced like X-ray glasses on a basilisk
I turn beats made of dirt into gold, lyrical alchemist
Now you're surrounded, I got you trapped in the middle like Malcolm is
Break out the talcum powder, baby, you're bout to get diaper rash
Cause I spit hyper fast and it might smite your ass

word
Last edited by flame843 at Jun 17, 2010,
#39
Quote by hippiebass
Read this in Aesop Rock's voice. ****in great.


I did subconsciously
Quote by Union Jake
just straight up normal male group jerking session, it was like i was on my own aprt from getting kinda bumped into and the weird noises.
Wait what?

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You earned your name, pal.
#40
Quote by flame843
*Amazing Rap*



Holy shit. Is that...really yours? Damn.

Alright, well, I'll try to do it now. Nonstop typing, here we go.


I sling rhymes like a Lyrical David,
Make you pay fines to the dime or make you bite the paement
I'll make a statement, you'd better nut up or shut up
before I whip out my knife and you get cut the **** up.
I've got things to say, and you'd better ****in listen
before I take it our your "a", you find three or four fingers missin
So I'm gonna tell you things you don't want to hear
things you fear so much that they bring you to tears
but try as you might the fights just not enough,
so buckle down, sit tight and shut up
I've got wisdom you should know
that goes to show that my flow has got
hos on the floor telling me they want more
but they ain't gettin none,
cuz I got this shit wrapped up tight,
mid set, mid verse and rhyme, midnight time
to die so don't cry to your mother cuz she ain't listening,
I think theres something that you might be missin so I'll let you in,
I've got more influence than the moon on a tidal lagoon mid June, in a room
full of real estate tycoon boomers with crazier hair than John C. Calhoun,
and I get so much poon that soon my dicks gonna look like a prune,
so its time to send this rhyme to the tomb to rum-inate until fate
rears its ugly ass chrome dome outside the windows of my home to take
back the crown thats gonna make me master after I blast the ass of any
rapper thinks their dapper enough to come crap in my sap covered, tree filled
lawn before dawn before I get up and abscond with the lemon chiffon
pudding I've got in my fridge and go down to the edge of the ocean and call on
Poseidon to let my ride a dolphin. I LOVE DOLPHINS!


Yeah. Oh, right. Almost forgot.


Word.
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