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piohjnabopeawftragru;greargre8g0r84thjt

My dick is a little too big for the keyboard it seems.
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#4

my parents are in the other room-otherwise...
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#5
olpkoitrswatolperdsaz
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#6
potatoes.... Yes I did it.


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#8
plooftaqzcftikesrsexr.

I can't hit the keys 1 at a time, sorry. (also, lol @ t3h sexr in my attempt)

protip: if you can do it, you can't reach the back of a bottle cap with your dick ololololol

watch now as NOBODY completes it on purpose.
#11
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potatoes


it's depressing that I can pull it off that accurately.


I made that joke first you meanie.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#12
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,lolp;.

thats about.....11 inches?
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#14
P0o6 w6 to9 e4ws

edit: I did it with my nose. Something about putting my dick on the keyboard seems wrong to me.
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#15
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I'm not joking


Oh... well... In that case... I'm sorry.


Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
Ok, here's my attempt, i'm drunk, so it's sloppy:


ptoaotskaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By the end I got a little horny, sorry.
#18
you'd have to be hard to do that wouldn't you? You couldn't actually press with just your dick if you weren't, you'd just be driving your hips into the keyboard. But, there's no way in hell you're getting me to do that.
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#19
qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

I tried...
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#20
p;otgazstfgoiesda
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#21
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you'd have to be hard to do that wouldn't you? You couldn't actually press with just your dick if you weren't, you'd just be driving your hips into the keyboard. But, there's no way in hell you're getting me to do that.

I managed it soft. Just sort of get yourself percariously perched over the keyboard and direct it with your hand. I swear it is possible.
#22
psdvbsdkvdsidvsgudsfvdsfxzhgsjgvdgvfgdufhdugbsdjkfgsdkfjvdsfdsvfkdsojsvdhfdshvfjsyjdshbgubgfkjxzbfksdbkugjbkcjxbgkisduhbfkjsdbfdskjfudsbvmkuxbkdjbkubskeutbsdkubkgdsubkfdjbgxkcugbkxubgxkdubgkduxbgkfbgxglxdkcjfgblxkdjfgblxkdjfgbldxkjfbgleigbfkdlbgkdfgbxkljbgxdkjfgbxkjbakbfgkjxfgbfkdjgbfkdjbcjbvcmbgmcfxgkbdfkgbdkgbkjsbdgkjsdbgkjbkjbsdkjbfketfdjgbfdkjgbjfkdgbkeuyvbgfkdjgbkdrgbomxcbvkjdsboskjbvjfkxgfbxchjgbvhxfgjxdhfbdxjfhbxdjfhbxjhdbfedkfjgdfgnfkdjgnfdkgjfdngkfdjgnkfdjgnkjvnbjkcvbnvckjbvhbvkcjbcvhbkjvchbkuchvkbvcjbhvckubhcvkkbs

I kinda did it.
#24
;plo9xsgtolws I tried on my laptop and did the lady sitting next to me get pissed.
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#26
the power of satan compels you

man it's too hard!

...typing potatoes that is.
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#27
so honestly has anyone actually tried it? (Just so I know never to use your keyboard if we ever meet.)
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#28
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I managed it soft. Just sort of get yourself percariously perched over the keyboard and direct it with your hand. I swear it is possible.


*parents walk in*
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#30
Ppjndjfofnrleoenwkateoesjwoz


It's too big.


Analedit: shit someone already beat me to the joke...
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#32
I, for one, have a pen0r that reaches from A to Z...
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

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#33
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I, for one, have a pen0r that reaches from A to Z...

Not saying too much on a keyboard.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

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#35
Quote by Pencil Man
I, for one, have a pen0r that reaches from A to Z...

I thought about making this joke too. Damn I'm off my game tonight.
Sail upon the open skies
#38
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I thought about making this joke too. Damn I'm off my game tonight.

Ah, that's my anus fan.


No, seriously, I just found my anus fan. I've been looking for it everywhere...
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

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#40
p;oltatoles

Alright! Close enough! Laptops are handy

EDIT: pppotatoes

Oh! It's easier sans foreskin and sans hands
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