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#1
HEY GUYS I'M BACK i bet most of you wondered where i went for a few months well basically i got wedged in my bathroom door again because i got so big so the fire truck come so they could get me out and the docotor said i had to lose weight so i thought he must be right so i had to stop going on the internet to look at guitars and shit so i could lose weight so here i am now and ive lost 2 stone and can now fit through my door without getting stuck
IAMREALLYCOOL
#5
Who are you???
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#8
Hello.

I like big butts.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#9
I had you in my sig one time about how you were going to 'sex a girl up massive'.

That's all.
#10
yourenotthatcool



Edit:
btw youve missed the birth of UG's new coolest user: GoodnightHero.
kids fresh.
funky fresh.
Last edited by GoodnightHero at Jun 18, 2010,
#11
Well The Pit became a better place in your absence..

TS is an idiot.
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#12
hey fatty is back
*reads op*

youve changed man
now extra flamey
#13
TS, the quickest way to lose weight would be to chop your arms off.
That would also make eating much more difficult, and thus help you to keep the weight off.
#14
Quote by MightyAl
TS, the quickest way to lose weight would be to chop your arms off.
That would also make eating much more difficult, and thus help you to keep the weight off.


Wouldn't that mean he would never be able to post in the pit aga-



They should call you DiabolicAl.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#15
Quote by shattamakar
I like big butts.


And I cannot lie.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#17
Quote by dweb23
U truly are a complete tool

As are "U"
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#18
Quote by BeefWellington
And I cannot lie.


You other brothers can't deny.
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'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#19
Pics or it didn't happen plox
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#21
Quote by Slicer666
You other brothers can't deny.

And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#22
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And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.


Wanna pull up tough, Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed.
return 0;

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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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. com / fancy-elle
#23
Quote by Julz127
Wanna pull up tough, Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed.

Deep in the jeans she's wearing
#24
Quote by ilikepirates
Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
now extra flamey
#25
Quote by Ikey
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring


Oh baby I wanna get with ya, And take your picture
return 0;

Quote by jsync
And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



SOUNDCLOUD
. com / fancy-elle
#26
BIG. BOOTY. BITCHES. YEA BIG BOOTY BITCHES

woo
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#27
Quote by shattamakar
BIG. BOOTY. BITCHES. YEA BIG BOOTY BITCHES

woo

Winner.

/thread
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#28
Quote by Julz127
Oh baby I wanna get with ya, And take your picture


My homeboys tried to warn me
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#29
Quote by Slicer666
My homeboys tried to warn me


We don't want no skinny bitches!
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#30
Quote by shattamakar
We don't want no skinny bitches!


Stop your goddamned nerdyniggerfaggotry


Sir mix-A-Lot >>>> 2 fools messin' in a studio
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#31
Quote by Slicer666
My homeboys tried to warn me


But that butt you got makes me so horny
#32
Quote by Slicer666
Stop your goddamned nerdyniggerfaggotry


Sir mix-A-Lot >>>> 2 fools messin' in a studio


Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#33
Quote by Adam Scott
But that butt you got makes me so horny


Ooh rump of smooth skin, you say you wanna get in ma Benz
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#35
thank you for the replies fellas it is nice to hear from you again x. dont worry those who are waiting for a new recording on my profile i have already done 3 new ones but i have not had the money to have the tracks mastered as i have ran out of mcdonald vouchers and can no longer get free chips when i buy a big mac or mc chicken sandwich




Quote by bulldozerbob
I had you in my sig one time about how you were going to 'sex a girl up massive'.

That's all.


and thank you for that you were my favourite member here when that was in your signautre about how i was going to sex a girl up massive xx
IAMREALLYCOOL
#37
But now i cant use TS as my launchpad any more
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I got my sister pregnant once. Yeah, that was awkward, but mostly because she's 6 years younger than me.
#38
Oh I missed you so much TS! I can't believe you left us! Seriously man where you been?

Nah I'm just yanking your balls, who the fuck are you and how did you get outta the fotb?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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