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#1
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I own a fast (ish) car thats been modified. I don't race it, but I guess it makes me fall into the stereotype of boy racer.

I work at a Supermarket, so I guess the Stereotype would be that I failed school - even though I'm a Uni student.


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#4
i've got small feet but a massive knob.
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#5
I'm the guy at school who has the longest hair and looks kinda like an outsider.
The funny thing is that I'm the one who often gets the best grades.
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#6
I box and do jiu-jitsu, and I enjoy weightlifting - so people sometimes think I'm a meat-head jock type person.

My favourite thing to do is read - so people sometimes think I'm a nerd.

I like to cook and garden (and I have a degree in art) - so people sometimes think I am feminine.
#7
I'm have commited the act of sodomy and I have had a bountiful harvest this year, GOD WISHES ME GOOD FORTUNE FOR MY TREACHEROUS ACTS
#9
I am a druggie so that makes me a media student.
I'm Indian so I speak broken English with a thick accent.
I'm a law student so I'm a pompous corporate *****.

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#10
I'm the tall one of the group (every group... I know this isn't wrong, but it' just annoying)
I listen to music nobody knows, so I'm a weirdo
I have a clear opinion, and I'm not afraid to give it, so I'm, again, a weirdo (just for following politics...)
I'm interested in science (e.g. astronomy, certain theories in physics...) which makes me a nerd

Well, maybe I am all of those things, but I'd rather believe I'm not
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#13
I worship satan because nobody I know can understand the vocalist of most bands I listen to, yet I can.
I'm a good guitar player because I own a guitar.
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#14
Punk Rock is often associated with outcasts. I fit into that stereotype.
I like maths and I'm not cool.
#16
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Well I'm a muso, so I'm a druggie...
I'm an actor, so I'm a druggie...
I'm a media student, so I'm a druggie...
erm... yeah...


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#17
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I'm the guy at school who has the longest hair and looks kinda like an outsider.
The funny thing is that I'm the one who often gets the best grades.



How is that surprising though? It's usually the outsider/nerds or whatever that get the best grades anyway. Not trying to be a dick or anything..
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#18
I listen to metal ---> Somehow seems like people think I only listen to brutalz death metal or something like that, when in reality I listen to prog mainly (metal and rock) and some other genres too.
I'm good at maths ---> I'm good at school?? Not really.
I own a guitar ---> I'm good at guitar. Lol nah.
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#19
I fall into the "cholo" stereotype because the way I talk and my mannerisms.
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#20
I wear Ray-Ban wayfarers sometimes as glasses, and I listen to underground music. That makes me half hipster.
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#21
I listen to death metal, so obviously I smoke weed.

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#22
I listen to trance/EDM so I take ecstasy in clubs.
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#23
I listen to metal, so I must wear leather and spikes all the time.
I have somewhat long hair (used to, but Im getting back to it), so I must be emo.
I listen to techno/electronic music, so I must be good with computers (this is actually true).
Im gay, so I must know whats happening with every celebrity and talk like a valley girl.
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#24
I have (somewhat) of a mullet, so I'm a scene queen.
I listen to crust punk, so I'm an atheist that doesn't give a sh*t about anything.
#25
Oh and I listen to Animal Collective and MGMT a lot so i'm a hipster.
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#26
I tell people I play guitar, so everyone things I want to be "teh rockstarz!" and "make it big with my band!" but I'm actually studying classical music at University. Also, people think I chose to go into music at university because "it is obviously the easiest and most fun degree you could ever choose"; therefore people think I'm some kind of slacker.
#27
I have long blond hair to my shoulders, I mostly wear black shirts with a band name on the front and tour dates on the back, blue jeans (skinny, normal and shorts) I also wear converse.

I am your typical hard rock fan.
#28
I listen to death metal so therefore I must hate everything and everyone.

actually thinking about it that's kind of...
#30
I smoke, drink, take drugs, left school at 16 and earn a minimum wage so I should be a complete failure at life, but actually I'm a straight As student with a prestigious scholarship and I'm going to college next year, then (hopefully) straight into 3rd year uni.
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#32
I have long hair, so I only listen to metal.
I wear band shirts, so I only listen to metal (this remains true even when I have a black crowes or other hippie/blues band shirt)
I have long hair, so I do drugs... nevermind...
I'm an athiest, so I have no morals (copying of -Blue-, but same applies to me)
I support gay marriage, so obviously I'm gay too
I play guitar, so I shred (nooootttttt even close lol)
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#33
I wear black therefore I'm emo.
I have long hair so I'm an unemployed druggie who mooches off the government. (Okay so I'm unemployed, But I don't get anything off the government. Shit, I don't even drink that much and I'm trying really hard to get a job. =( )
I'm a musician and don't know every greenday song ever, so I suck.
I'm a bassist and playing funk is some of the most fun ever... So... I'm... black?
I am me. Live with it.
#36
i smoke a lot of weed so people think i'm a stoner.


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#40
I'm a metalhead yet (I like to think) intelligent. I take honors and AP classes without being a pretentious tool about it. Parts of my hair are dyed blue and I don't do drugs. I'm from New Hampshire and am not a drunken redneck, plus my parents aren't related. I care about the environment like a hippie and don't smoke weed.
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