#1
I've got a third nipple just under my right one. It's sort of a strange thing to have - I can always feel where it is cause it's more sensitive there than the rest of my chest. It also felt good when my girls like to touch it. If I remember science class correctly, it's technically sort of a siamese twin that didn't amount to much. Kinda weird really.

And now, the question that everyone wants to ask:

Anybody on UG have extra nipples?
#2
lol wtf


edit: no i have 2 nipples, btw why do dudes have nipples?
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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#4
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lol wtf


edit: no i have 2 nipples, btw why do dudes have nipples?

Because when the fetus is developing in the early stages, it isn't yet decided which sex it will be. The nipples are developed early, before the sex of the baby. As such, men have all the equipment needed to lactate, but none of the hormones that make it happen. That, or my chemistry teacher is a massive liar.
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YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#5
Quote by fretsofthebeast
lol wtf


edit: no i have 2 nipples, btw why do dudes have nipples?

because they do
#6
Quote by fretsofthebeast
lol wtf


edit: no i have 2 nipples, btw why do dudes have nipples?


Because nipples are formed prior to when a fetus is to become a male or female.
#7
o.0


No, I do not have any extra nipples.

Thanks for that o.0

EDIT:
Quote by Declan87
It also felt good when my girls like to touch it.


Girls? I had a very surreal image of some sort of pimp surorunded by slutty girls fondling his third nipple...



I WORRY MYSELF SOMETIMES
Last edited by iamatadpole at Jun 18, 2010,
#9
Quote by sg255
Because when the fetus is developing in the early stages, it isn't yet decided which sex it will be. The nipples are developed early, before the sex of the baby. As such, men have all the equipment needed to lactate, but none of the hormones that make it happen. That, or my chemistry teacher is a massive liar.

I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all mother f**ckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed..
#10
Quote by fretsofthebeast
lol wtf


edit: no i have 2 nipples, btw why do dudes have nipples?

We're women first then the Y chromosome is introduced. I guess there was no need to get rid of them.

EDIT: Or maybe I'm wrong.
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#12
Quote by Valid12891
I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.


do you mind if i sig that?
Quote by Valid12891
I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

Quote by _Ixnay_
In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#14
Quote by CoreysMonster
ITT: Declan87 wants us all to touch his third nipple.


I'm actually trying to find someone who'd let me rub my third nipple against their third nipple.
#16
Quote by Declan87
I'm actually trying to find someone who'd let me rub my third nipple against their third nipple.

Is that like dividing by zero? Can't end well...

YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#17
I have 2 more nipples than I need.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
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#19
Quote by Declan87
I'm actually trying to find someone who'd let me rub my third nipple against their third nipple.

oh god, I've been epicly pwned

touche, sir, touche!
#22
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Am I the only one who wants pictures?


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Wait.



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#23
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We're women first then the Y chromosome is introduced. I guess there was no need to get rid of them.

EDIT: Or maybe I'm wrong.

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#24
Quote by sg255
Because when the fetus is developing in the early stages, it isn't yet decided which sex it will be. The nipples are developed early, before the sex of the baby. As such, men have all the equipment needed to lactate, but none of the hormones that make it happen. That, or my chemistry teacher is a massive liar.

It's true man, we all had a vagina forming at one point too.
#25
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*punches wall*

You'll have to explain


how do i genetics?
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#27
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It's true man, we all had a vagina forming at one point too.


But isn't a vagina just an inside out penis?