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#3
3. Have a foursome with 3 hot women.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#6
6. Bring about the extinction of an entire species.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#8
12. Be a Bigger Asshole on a thread and bomb a School in the Muslim countries with Hamsters
Gibson Les Paul Custom (Aged White)
Custom Kramer Baretta
Custom Fender Strat
Epiphone Black Beauty
Epiphone AJ
Marshall JCM900 4201
Blackheart Little Giant
MXR Dist. +
MXR Six Band EQ
MXR Phase 90
#11
10. Ayahuasca
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#12
9. Buy and eat a $500 steak.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#13
11. Become a pit mod and ban yourself.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#16
14. Save someones life.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#19
15. Play on stage to 1000's of people.
Gear:

Ibanez SR700
Ibanez GSR200
Yamaha RGX 121Z

Peavey Tour series 450 Head + Peavey 410 TVX Cab
VOX ADVT15

Line 6: Guitarport
#20
16. punt a chipmunk

42. find the answer to the ultimate question
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#23
56. Follow one band during their European tour

However I'm starting to think that it's not such a good idea after watching Taken.
#26
21. Learn karate from Mr. Miyagi
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You can go ahead and sponge my bob.

/notfunnyatalljoke.


Quote by halo43
When you date a vegetarian, you're the only meat they'll ever eat.
#27
21. Become a better multi tasker than paul gilbert
I'm up for building you a pedal.
(Or modding nearly anything moddable)
(PM Me.)
#30
24. Pull off a passable Smells Like Teen Spirit full band cover.
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Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#34
Live.
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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Plt FC: 3052 1000 9033
#36
Quote by Dirge Humani
Goddamn you.

Why would you speak of such hurtful things?
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


HG FC: 4211 7971 0287
Plt FC: 3052 1000 9033
#37
27. Kick anyone and everyone who believes in God/gods in the balls/vagina. (even if that includes yourself)
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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7-String Legion

If you have a question PM me and I will always get back to you.
#38
28- figure out a way to evade death before you get to 100
Paul Reed Smith CE22
Fender Spalted Maple HH Tele
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Korg Pitchblack
Boss GE-8 Graphic EQ
Dunlop ZW Wah
BBE Two Timer
Mesa/Boogie Mark IV Combo
Mesa/Boogie Rectifier 212

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#39
29. put a kitten and/or hamster in a microwave to see what happens. (NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ANIMALS)
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

MyAnimeList
7-String Legion

If you have a question PM me and I will always get back to you.
#40
30. Put a Tyranitar in a microwave to see what happens (hint: he dies a horrible death).

Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


HG FC: 4211 7971 0287
Plt FC: 3052 1000 9033
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