#3
It is not, it's just a laz0r.

Although the Fox News version of this story (I stumbled upon it) is hilariously terrified of this thing...

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#4
I saw this the other day and was quite amazed... and would love one... but feel like I would be too afraid to use it any more than a few times in a safe environment lol.
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#5
Not quite a Lightsaber, as we have not found a way to stop the laser after about a meter or so from the handle, but still pretty neat.

I wonder if I were to hold that thing, and turn around 360 degrees if I'd cut the world in half?
#6
What could possibly go wrong?
I'll play it and tell you what it is later.
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#9
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I'm really worried about this laser though.
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#10
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Wait, a Spyder III that's awesome?

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Better than my plan, look at those perfect little dick suckin' lips!
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#11
There's already a thread on this. Although it does have a funny title so i wont flame ya for not searchbarring. To be fair i think it's just a glorified laser. I doubt that it's a good idea to have it readily available to the public though.
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#12
meh...

I want an exact replica of this

except replace the blue crystal with a red one.
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#14
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It is not, it's just a laz0r.

Although the Fox News version of this story (I stumbled upon it) is hilariously terrified of this thing...


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#16
Damn that's cool, enter the age of laser equipped criminals, "Gimmie all your money bitch! Or I will blind you, and then set you on fire!"
#17
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"What a crock of s#@! everyone knows that lasers are impossible to actually create. It's just more rubbish and lies created by the government to scare us. BEWARE THE DEADLY LASERS!!! OH NOES!! Give me a break. Anyone in their right mind knows that lasers arn't real." I swear Ted Turner is the world's greatest comedian.
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#18
I bought one.


Then canceled my order a few hours later.

I need Uni books instead
RIP Tom Searle.
#19
I am seriously considering buying one
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#20
It sounds neat and all and I would love to have one, but I could not bring myself to buy one. Whenever I think about it I can imagine way too many bad things happening.
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#21
Do Want
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#22
something that can permanently blind you and is made to be pointed at people is not < $200.

i call bullshit.
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#23
My girlfrien has been saying that our sex just isn't what it used to be and that it's lost the fire it used to have.
Now I've seen this saber, I'm gonna blindfold her then shove that bitch of a lightsaber up there. That should bring back the fire...and burn her ovaries...

Nah seriously though, I don't give a shit about the lightsaber
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
people cannot get their hands on this!
"Wrath is not a sin"
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#26
1. Real-life lightsaber
2. Real-life Millenium Falcon
3. ????
4. REAL-LIFE DEATH STAR!!!
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#27
It's only a matter of time until someone goes on a killing spree with one of these things.

(wearing a Darth Vader costume, most likely)
#30
I worry about this. I dont know about you guys, but bogans in Australia would find drive-by blinding HILARIOUS. I love my sight. Love it more than my own mother.
...In my opinion.
#31
There was a tread about this some days ago. It got quite big, why start another one?

They are just another dangerous toy that IS GOING TO start a media circus soon.
#32
I don't know how this can be legal in the UK, it's far more dangerous than a gun by the looks of things.

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