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So presuming you were on death row for committing some heinous crime what would you choose as your last meal before you get executed? And why would you choose this?

I heard something about this on the radio, they were interviewing a chef who prepares these meals for the people on death row. Apparently the most common thing requested was a burger and chips (or a variation thereof). It seemed like most people on death row choose something which they grew up with or which reminds them of something.

Personally I would probably choose sauerkraut, sausage, fried potatoes and a simple green salad because it is something I grew up with and I associate it with family and many good things.
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#2
Beef Wellington.
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#3
I would get just desserts.
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#4
Crab legs. East coast memories
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#5
the heart of whoever i killed
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#6
sauerbraten and red cabbage.
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#7
Something with lots of fibre. Give the people cleaning the chair something to remember me by.
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Something with lots of fibre. Give the people cleaning the chair something to remember me by.


#10
A laxative.

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#12
Elk steak
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#13
A skyscraper. That way it takes me forever to eat it, so they can't execute me.


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#15
The reproductive organs of everyone involved in convicting me. Because fuck those guys.
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#17
I guess if I was going to die I'd go all out and not listen to my stomach telling me I'm full. Fish goujons and a small amount of pasta and tomato sauce for starters. 4 cheese pizza and chips for main, and then small amounts of all my favourite deserts like cheesecake and ice cream and custard and ... yeah you get the idea.
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#20
A T-bone and a carrot. Then I would fashion them into a makeshift sword and fight my way out.
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#21
3 Kilos of KFC, Burger King, a bunch of beer and vodka.

Voila, I ate and drank myself to death before they could get to me
#22
5 feet of Subway sandwiches, roast potatoes and Dr Pepper.

I have this book that profiles every person on Texas death row since the 80s and it tells you what they had for their last meal. A lot of people ask for beer and cigarettes but obviously don't get any.
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5 feet of Subway sandwiches, roast potatoes and Dr Pepper.

I have this book that profiles every person on Texas death row since the 80s and it tells you what they had for their last meal. A lot of people ask for beer and cigarettes but obviously don't get any.

why not
#24
If I was ever sentenced to death I would pretend im not allergic to peanuts then ask for a satay as my last meal, then die before I die.
...In my opinion.
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why not

I think a lot of it has to do with what they have at the prison. Somehow I dont think they would keep beer around there. Although, not having the cigarettes seems a little silly.
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If I was ever sentenced to death I would pretend im not allergic to peanuts then ask for a satay as my last meal, then die before I die.

#29
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why not


I suppose it's against prison policy. Or it could be that they are required to feed them but not give them life's pleasures. I can understand not giving them beer but I don't see any harm in the smokes.
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I suppose it's against prison policy. Or it could be that they are required to feed them but not give them life's pleasures. I can understand not giving them beer but I don't see any harm in the smokes.

so asking for filet mignon, lobster, caviar etc. is okay, but asking for one last cold one is crossing the line?

Fucking sadists
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so asking for filet mignon, lobster, caviar etc. is okay, but asking for one last cold one is crossing the line?

Fucking sadists


Tell me about it. Plus in most states the meal can't cost more than $20 so I dread to think about the quality of the food.

Actually maybe if they drank alcohol it may effect the lethal injection? I'm not an expert in biology it seems plausible.
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Tell me about it. Plus in most states the meal can't cost more than $20 so I dread to think about the quality of the food.

Actually maybe if they drank alcohol it may effect the lethal injection? I'm not an expert in biology it seems plausible.

well, considering we're convicted criminals, and have already spent thousands of tax dollars just being on death row, I can see why they wouldn't give us that much pleasure
#33
I'd ask for some African tiger meat. They'd use quite some time to find that.
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I'd ask for some African tiger meat. They'd use quite some time to find that.

sorry to burst your bubble, but its actually stipulated that it has to be something that can be fairly easily made out of what they have at hand. So no African tiger meat for you.
whale meat might still be on the menu
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#35
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Tell me about it. Plus in most states the meal can't cost more than $20 so I dread to think about the quality of the food.

Actually maybe if they drank alcohol it may effect the lethal injection? I'm not an expert in biology it seems plausible.


You can get a lot of decent food at the super market for 20 bucks, can't you?
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#38
Think I'd struggle to eat anything to be honest. Those last days must be beyond horrendous.
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#39
a fully loaded, fully automatic, M4A1; a SVD Dragunov; and a AA12. so i could get the coming and going. sweep the place with my AA, get on some sort of ship with the M4, and then kill them from a mile away with my SVD.


id probably ask for 3 pounds of beef jeerky, pringles, and slim jims. And A LOT of amp.


edit: it would either be the AA or a 4 gauge, which are used for cleaning out refractory ovens.
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#40
5 Burger King's Bacon Double Cheeseburgers and RedBull, while watching Disney's Robin Hood.
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