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#1
tell a joke and nobody gets it.
How do you explain it to them?

This happened to me yesterday and I felt like a douchebag.
My friend's gf lost her t-shirt and everybody offered one and my friend offered to give his. I replied to that with, "yeah, you both wear the same size." When I actually meant that he wears girly clothing but no explanation made the joke any funnier so, I stopped.
#2
what a terrible joke, you simply suck
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#4
that wasn't even remotely funny
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#7
Its seems like a pretty simple joke, I can't to see how your friends failed to grasp the concept...
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#10
One word will describe this. FAIL
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#11
You're just unfunny.

I'm funny everyone gets my jokes.

Though I did tell one terrible joke.

I have this shirt that has a button that says: I have a dream.
so here it is:
Me: I don't like having dreams
Other person: Why's that?
Me: MLK had a dream, look where that got him. Shot dead.
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#13
lost her shirt? erm... what?
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no explanation made the joke any funnier




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lost her shirt? erm... what?

We were swimming.
#15
I usually just let it go. It loses the punch it never had if I've gotta explain it.


BTW I laughed, TS. Don't give up.
#16
A girl lost her shirt and nobody wanted to keep it that way? I bet you all wear girly clothing
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#17
If you tell a joke and nobody gets it, it's your fault not theirs.

You don't explain things to people who don't care.

Don't take it personally, it's just how humour works. The funniest people in the world are those who know when a joke WON'T work, as well as when it will
#19
I always look degrading at the people who don't get it, so everyone thinks it's not my fault and they're the idiots, not me.
#20
my friends always get my jokes. probably because my jokes don't suck.


yours sucked because size and style are not the same thing
#21
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I always look degrading at the people who don't get it, so everyone thinks it's not my fault and they're the idiots, not me.


Not a bad idea.
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I always look degrading at the people who don't get it, so everyone thinks it's not my fault and they're the idiots, not me.

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#25
Why were people offering to give her a shirt? Wait, was she fat? In that case, get her a tarp.
#26
See, when that happens, I just say "Nobody? Ok then, moving on." And then I move on like it's no big deal. Because it really isn't.
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You're just unfunny.

I'm funny everyone gets my jokes.

Though I did tell one terrible joke.

I have this shirt that has a button that says: I have a dream.
so here it is:
Me: I don't like having dreams
Other person: Why's that?
Me: MLK had a dream, look where that got him. Shot dead.



I got Saturday school for suggesting that the banner in our playoff football game against MLK High School should say "Not all dreams come true."

really...........it would've been hilarious.
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#29
The swimming was something we didn't plan on doing and she didn't have any other clothes.
We couldn't take her home to her mom almost naked.
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I got Saturday school for suggesting that the banner in our playoff football game against MLK High School should say "Not all dreams come true."

really...........it would've been hilarious.

that's actually pretty hilarious gay that you got saturday school for it.
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The swimming was something we didn't plan on doing and she didn't have any other clothes.
We couldn't take her home to her mom almost naked.

But you could take her to yours....
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I got Saturday school for suggesting that the banner in our playoff football game against MLK High School should say "Not all dreams come true."

really...........it would've been hilarious.

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#35
i love how once the first person said they thought the joke sucked, that everyone else then immediately jumped on the bandwagon to see who thought the joke was unfunniest

it wasn't THAT bad but it wasnt great.

also, your friends either didn't find it that funny, weren't listening or are really, reeeallyy dense..
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#36



TS that was just AWESOME!


seriously..?
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#37
Maybe the problem was that he got the joke, but it sucked so much he didn't laugh!
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#38
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Maybe the problem was that he got the joke, but it sucked so much he didn't laugh!


i.e. Not funny
#39
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my friends always get my jokes. probably because my jokes don't suck.


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#40
No, I usually laugh it off and make a joke about 2 mins later... Usually does the job, 'cos I so funny



But if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny.
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