Poll: Greatest stoner duo?
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View poll results: Greatest stoner duo?
Cheech and Chong
52 26%
Jay and Silent Bob
76 38%
Harold and Kumar
32 16%
Method Man and Redman
7 4%
Saul Silver and Dale Denton
21 11%
Other (Please specify)
10 5%
Voters: 198.
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#1
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Whether its smoking dog-poo, rescuing chimps, eating burgers, busting corrupt drug dealers..we love our stoner duos. (Even the non-smokers do)
So which pair of constantly baked onscreen slackers would you say is the epitome of a great stoner team?

Choices galore.

1. Cheech and Chong:


2. Jay and Silent Bob:


3. Harold and Kumar:


4.Meth and Red:

5.Saul Silver and Dale Denton:
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#2
Gotta go with Cheech and Chong on this one... classic!
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#3
Cheech and Chong, gotta love the classics.
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#4
Where's Wayne and Garth?

And Jackie Chan and that Tucker fuck?

And My ass and your foot?

EDIT: They were stoned in my mind


Or maybe I was stoned..... I don't know
They made me do push ups in drag

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#5
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Gotta go with Cheech and Chong on this one... classic!


Yeah but their movies suck. I say its a tie between Harold and kumar and Pineapple express.
#6
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Where's Wayne and Garth?

And Jackie Chan and that Tucker fuck?

And My ass and your foot?

EDIT: They were stoned in my mind


Or maybe I was stoned..... I don't know


Dude...
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#8


Just throwing these two fictional characters out there as another possibility?
#9
It was hard decision. I'll have to vote for Jay and Silent B..
Cause of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5iCKMkYKgs
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#10
Jay and Silent Bob

I like all characters in kevin smith's films though
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#12
Tough one, but I had to go Jay and Silent Bob. Very very close second was Cheech and Chong though.
#15
J&B are amazing together.

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#16
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This is what I came in here for (even though you could say they're not really stoners)
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#18
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This is what I came in here for (even though you could say they're not really stoners)

Put them in the iron maiden!

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#20
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Put them in the iron maiden!


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Put em in the rack I say!

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#21
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Fine, I guess I'm the only person that appreciates Meth and Red.



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#23
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C'mon dudes, everyone knows it.



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#24
Dave Chappelle and Snoop Dog

But of the options, definitely Jay and Silent Bob

Who can forget Jays more memorable quotes like, "Fine, but only if you give me a shot at the sweet pussy"

Funkyfresh brings up a good point about shaggy and scooby. Why did the mystery machine have to be painted psychedelic? Ill tell you why. So they could clam bake it
#26
Jay and Silent Bob...With Cheech and Chong in a VERY close second...
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#27
Might not be a stoner team (if you don't count him and his surfboard as a team) but he is objectively the greatest stoner dude of all time. Closely rivaled by The Dude from The Big Lebowski.

You know who I mean...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf5rIuJPTt0
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#28
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Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!
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#29
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C'mon dudes, everyone knows it.

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#30
I have to go with Jay & silent Bob on this one. Cheech & Chong Are amusing, and so are Harold & Kumar, but I just connect better with Jay & silent Bob.
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#32
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Funkyfresh brings up a good point about shaggy and scooby. Why did the mystery machine have to be painted psychedelic? Ill tell you why. So they could clam bake it


Shaggy has unkempt hair and doesn't shave, says "dude" and "like" every sentence, they both are always craving food and eats constantly, and they're both extremely paranoid
#33
Essentially, if anyone picks anyone other than Cheech and Chong, you probably haven't seen the movies, nor are any form of a human being.
#37
I was torn between Harold and Kumar and Saul and Dale, but I chose Saul and Dale because... Well, shit, I don't know why

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Shaggy and scooby. I've gotten high with them plenty of times.


I don't know about you, but watching Scooby-Doo while stoned would make me more paranoid than anything
#38
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