#1
Okay, so I'm writing lyrics to a song. Its about going to a party and you meet a hot girl but you find out shes a lesbian. I told my bandmates this and one said "Yeah but you want to write songs that relate to people". I told him that somebody out there relates to it.

So pit, have you ever been to a party, met a hot girl then found out she was a lesbian?
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#2
No, and even if people have had this happen to them, it probably won't evoke and strong emotions anyways.
#4
Well she wasn't a lesbian, but she didn't tell me she wasn't exactly a she.
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#5
Ch'ya brah, I totally did like, last weekend. Better make it a party song so me and my bros can play it at our frat party next week and sing along to it while filled to our ears in beer. Ch-CHING!
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#7
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No, and even if people have had this happen to them, it probably won't evoke and strong emotions anyways.

This.

You're better off going for wit and (sort of) humour writing about something like that
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I'll take that as a compliment :p
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#9
Maybe if you wrote it with slightly vague lyrics open to interpretation...

But if you straight up write lyrics like "Hey baby you're my world / Sorry bro, I'm into girls" then it probably won't be taken seriously.
#10
Sounds like the makings of a Reel Big Fish song, tbh. Just write it anyway, who cares?
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#11
Even if people do relate to this, how strongly do you expect it to be?


"Yeah, that happened to me one time."

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#12
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Sounds like the makings of a Reel Big Fish song, tbh. Just write it anyway, who cares?



Well spotted
#13
my ex-girlfriend was a lesbian before and after me. not sure what happened in the middle.
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Sounds like the makings of a Reel Big Fish song, tbh. Just write it anyway, who cares?


True but IMO, it wasn't one of there better songs
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#17
Sounds like Pink Triangle by weezer. its on pinkerton

the first verse and chorus
When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral prints
My mind begins the arrangements
But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
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my ex-girlfriend was a lesbian before and after me. not sure what happened in the middle.

if she was a lesbian before AND after, I would assume not much happened in the middle.
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#19
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Maybe if you wrote it with slightly vague lyrics open to interpretation...

But if you straight up write lyrics like "Hey baby you're my world / Sorry bro, I'm into girls" then it probably won't be taken seriously.


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"Hey baby you're my world / Sorry bro, I'm into girls"



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#21
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Even if people do relate to this, how strongly do you expect it to be?


"Yeah, that happened to me one time."

>_>

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#22
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"Hey baby you're my world / Sorry bro, I'm into girls"


/me writes them into the song
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#23
"With all my might, I tried to romance her

...turns out she eats pussy like cervical cancer."


Put that in your song.
#25
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"With all my might, I tried to romance her

...turns out she eats pussy like cervical cancer."


Put that in your song.


Thats genius
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#26
The real point to be addressed here is that you shouldn't deliberately try to write songs that other people will relate to. You should try and just write something that you relate to. Express your own story.
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The real point to be addressed here is that you shouldn't deliberately try to write songs that other people will relate to. You should try and just write something that you relate to. Express your own story.

This. Write it, and they will come.
#29
An ex of mine broke my "if I ain't hittin' it you ain't neither" rule with a girl, and I broke up with her for it.

That's the closest experience I've had with lesbian cockblocks.
#30
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']An ex of mine broke my "if I ain't hittin' it you ain't neither" rule with a girl, and I broke up with her for it.

That's the closest experience I've had with lesbian cockblocks.

Heh, thats awesome, I think?
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#31
I once met a hot girl who I thought was a lesbian, but it turned out she wasn't and I tapped that hot ass.
#32
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I once met a hot girl who I thought was a lesbian, but it turned out she wasn't and I tapped that hot ass.


Nice
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#33
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I've met attractive girls and then found out they were lesbians.


It didn't really bother me.


Oh, and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjy3XbxMW1A
Came to post this.
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#34
I once walked up to what I thought was a woman, and I found out it was a guy. He didn't like it to much that I said that he had a nice ass.
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#35
My Mum used to be a taxi driver and she picked up a guy and his new girlfriend one night. The guy started rubbing his hand up this chick's skirt. She (NOT MY MUM YOU SICK PERV) got a hard on. He stopped the car and legged it.
#36
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Well she wasn't a lesbian, but she didn't tell me she wasn't exactly a she.


...okay, sounds kinda hot.
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