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#1
Yep, it's official, trollin' is paying the bills brahs. There are internet forum scouts who search for witty, memorable or funny trolls and they are employed and paid via paypal to increase traffic or Alexa ratings hence increasing site revenue.


Remember the "My girlfriend modelled for my car" thread on bodybuilding forums? That was top 50 alexa material for a couple days. I suggest Fassa Albrecht may be on a payroll. Any other ideas of who is on this pay scheme? Keep in mind this thread will generate SEO hits being full of keywords important in the scouting process...

You are being watched. Make us proud.
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#4
Sign me up.
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#7
Google adsense averages 5 USD per 1000 page visits. Therefore a meme or viral moment on the internets is a jackpot.

Think chocolate rain, 50 million views, or 5000 USD 50 x over. A small fortune in the space of a short period of time.
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You'll probably get some praise from people in as sad of a situation as you or maybe some laughs from people who enjoy your lame sense of humor.




lolwut

a blog that should be floating in the toilet. toiletfloater.blogspot.com
#9
Quote by byob_soad2
Fassa Albrecht? Didn't he get banned for posting porn or something?


Fassa porn


Hell.
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That Rick Roll was extremely well played.
#10
Quote by byob_soad2
Fassa Albrecht? Didn't he get banned for posting porn or something?


She.

Also wat? I was under the understanding she was banned for flaming. It was porn?
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#12
Quote by SeveralSpecies


edit: Let's test out this theory


NEIL PEART SUCKS!


You are never going to make any money doing this.
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#13
Quote by ConeShred
You are never going to make any money doing this.



I was just trying to see how devoted Fassa was to her trolling pay roll
#14
Quote by SeveralSpecies
....I'm not phased.


edit: Let's test out this theory


NEIL PEART SUCKS!


HE'STHEBESTDRUMMEREVERARAWRARAWRAWRAWR
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I love you forever.

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That Rick Roll was extremely well played.
#18
Quote by SimplyStrings
HE'STHEBESTDRUMMEREVERARAWRARAWRAWRAWR


fvck u teh rev is btr than neal pert and u combined rip rev 4eva!!!1!1
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#19
Quote by necrosis1193
fvck u teh rev is btr than neal pert and u combined rip rev 4eva!!!1!1



RIP DIMEBAG!
#21
Quote by necrosis1193
She.

Also wat? I was under the understanding she was banned for flaming. It was porn?

wat

she? since when?
#23
Quote by StringAssassin
So that's why Oprah is so rich.




I smell Shenanigaaaaaaaaans!
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#24
i hate barak omaba damn arab lolololol
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You'll probably get some praise from people in as sad of a situation as you or maybe some laughs from people who enjoy your lame sense of humor.




lolwut

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#25
Quote by slight☼return
i hate barak omaba damn arab lolololol



That god damned buh-rock obamy! YES WE CAN.....MOVE TO CANADA!!!


....COMMUNISM!
#26
one of the greatest irl trolls:


Quote by Metalology
You'll probably get some praise from people in as sad of a situation as you or maybe some laughs from people who enjoy your lame sense of humor.




lolwut

a blog that should be floating in the toilet. toiletfloater.blogspot.com
#29
Illegal immigrants are taking over America. The moon landing was a hoax. Islam was responsible for 9/11.

Oh, and BTBAM sucks donkey dick.
#30
Dimebag deserved to be shot.


The Holocaust was exaggerated.


I laughed at the end of Toy Story 3.


....ok i'm gonna stop before I get warned/banned lol
#31
guys with downs have big dicks I heard. Any girls in the pit care to comment? Surely of all places the girls in the pit would know. Lets be honest here and not pretend we don't fit into this demographic.
Quote by Metalology
You'll probably get some praise from people in as sad of a situation as you or maybe some laughs from people who enjoy your lame sense of humor.




lolwut

a blog that should be floating in the toilet. toiletfloater.blogspot.com
#32
Quote by slight☼return
guys with downs have big dicks I heard. Any girls in the pit care to comment? Surely of all places the girls in the pit would know. Lets be honest here and not pretend we don't fit into this demographic.



Not only are there no girls on the internet, there shouldn't be a computer in the kitchen.
#33
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Not only are there no girls on the internet, there shouldn't be a computer in the kitchen.

#34
lets play into the "what if" scenario then and determine the subspecies of female that would actually use the Pit and interact with its populace.
Quote by Metalology
You'll probably get some praise from people in as sad of a situation as you or maybe some laughs from people who enjoy your lame sense of humor.




lolwut

a blog that should be floating in the toilet. toiletfloater.blogspot.com
#35
Quote by slight☼return
guys with downs have big dicks I heard. Any girls in the pit care to comment? Surely of all places the girls in the pit would know. Lets be honest here and not pretend we don't fit into this demographic.


How do you think downs syndrome got its name? Cuz it makes your dick go down to the ground...
#36
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Not only are there no girls on the internet, there shouldn't be a computer in the kitchen.




Ahem.
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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#38
Quote by Julz127


Ahem.



Pshhh.


That's just a picture touch screen to help you women make my sandwiches.


...You ARE illiterate after all...
#40
Oh dear...

what have I done.
return 0;

Quote by jsync
And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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